Do whatever sets your soul on fire

I have no aesthetic

[youlovetoseeit]

hehe nice

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[morbidmanatee]

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

[lumpypulloversallround]

[kehlso]

[ruinedchildhood]

#mood

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

[ramenyul]

[hypohippo]

I fixed it

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

This is the best fix I’ve seen

[typography-is-cool]

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nourisshed]

sometimes u need a little alone time to re-build urself and remember who the fuck you are and that’s okay

[observando]

[anxietyproblem]

[creekfiend]

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

[creekfiend]

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

[thegoodvybe]

[naturaekos]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl