Aleksandra

19/Canada Yes, that is the correct spelling of my name, my parents were not drunk when they signed the birth certificate.

[evilrashida]

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[arandomthot]

That kid is a real one for this

[academicssay]

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[skygenders]

School and Tumblr

[champagnepadre]

[publicschoolstories]

Im just walking through school after getting kicked out off class when I hear this conversation

Kid: Well he was being mean.

Teacher: That doesn’t mean you can bring a knife in to school, you could get kicked out for that. Youre being let off with a warning this time but next time you will be excluded.

Kid: You wont catch me next time

[screencap-central]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

Women’s prison shows are wild

[mogifire]

friend

[squiddoodle]

that deer though like “am I high or are you fucking seeing this too?”

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[emeraldmercury]

Best post

[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[krabby-kronicle]

[pizza-drunk-deactivated20170808]

I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT

“It’s for Valentine’s Day”

I REPLIED

“You must be lonely?”

THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.

[pizza-drunk-deactivated20170808]

Oh god it’s going around again

[mysteryof-l0ve-deactivated20180]

One of my best friends, ladies and gents.