I would save the receptionist.
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I would save the receptionist.
Silly twirly Diana photos! I fell over in the last one (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)
imagine the most serious character you know
now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
I love Marvel movies.
THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”
iF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST COSPLAY EVER JUST LEAVE
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I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)
When I look around, I see that everyone’s the protagonist of their own story. And the thing about stories is that not all of them have a happy ending. But some do.
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.
"What are you doing?"
"What are you staring at?"
"You look familiar."
"Don’t be such a dumbass."
"Are you actually listening to yourself?"
"Give me that back."
"Sorry about that."
"Good night, I love you."
"It’s nothing, forget about it."
"It tastes the same."
"Would you stop that?"
"Who is she/he?"
"They turned off the heat."
"Where’d you get all of this money?"
"Did you steal this?"
"You’re hurt."
"See you in hell."
"You could sleep over?"
"You’re not wearing a shirt."
"I think we might have slept together."
"Is it alarming that part of my summer to do list is figuring out my sexual preferences or no?"
"I’m going to die."
"You failed."
"Did you buy me some?"
"I think we got married last night."
"This is why no one uses maps anymore."
"Of course, I’m sure! Siri told me so."
"I told you that would work."
"I feel like cupid."
"When did drunken hate sex become our thing?"
"You’re wrong."
"Dude, you’re wasted."
"Go home."
"You said it was an emergency!"
"You wanting sex is not an emergency."
"If I don’t get alcohol into my system in the next twenty minutes, I’m going to shrivel up into nothing."
"I may have keyed her/his car."
"You can’t send me those kind of pictures while I’m at work!"
"That’s sketchy looking."
"Now you’re just being lame."
"Stop acting like you hate me."
"I’m pretty sure that’s illegal."
"Did you get arrested?"
"You got a little bitchy there."
"Lie if you have to."
"Save me."
"Save yourself."
"There is nothing wrong with a meaningless hook up. Or three of them."
"Why are you dressed up?"
"What do you take me for?"
"Don’t lie, you’re very obviously high."
"I can’t find my pants."
"I’m covered in glow paint and I’m pretty sure someone stole my shirt. So far, fun night."
"You tried to do what?"
"For health reasons, I’m gonna have to ask you to strip."