lmao (lamenting my anguish online)

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[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[jackalopescruff]

oopy on that wizarrt shit to be honest

[jackalopescruff]

i must confess to the class that i was zooted off my fucking pussy and sitting in the shower with my unprotected ass phone when i made this reply

[wiselwisel]

[coolxatu]

i thought those were horse hooves

[nyanbinyuri]

Lil Wayne….

[amateur]

[sentientpaninipress]

How about all of the above

[omghotmemes]

Very well

[egberts]

idk if this has already been on tumblr but i saw it on fb and it killed me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[10domu08]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

[stars-bean]

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[chilewithcarnage]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[zayngf]

men will be like “here are the top 100 greatest movies of all time” and won’t include barbie of swan lake (2003)

[eliminated]

[borderlands-disorder]

the janitor scrubbing this shit off the wall:

[sugarpkts]

walked in just a little late this morning to find my coworker already on a hugely important call

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[queerphobiqe]

[olhetti]

*two wet squishy lumps attempting to fght

[capacity]

my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery 

[dragonite-master]

Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm instead of just touching it with one finger?

[thedevilscub]

Because daphne was and always will be that bitch

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities: