Because it's true, Sherlock.

28 years old - female - teacher - INFJ

[lettersarecolours]

Wow, I haven’t been here for five years… does anyone remember me?

[bvkspine]

my unread books will never forgive me for this quarantine if I decide to still not read them

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[intensional]

FUCK emotionally stability!!!!! we having mental breakdowns every day in 2019

[tom-fuckery]

Some would say an everyday breakdown is a form of consistency, which is to say, stability

[intensional]

good news guys i’m emotionally stable

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you told someone from 50 years ago that you dropped your phone in the toilet, they would have no idea how you managed it.

[whatthebec]

nobody on this website knows what communism is

[flipphonegoth]

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[pisceyariesbaby]

people who’ve never had to worry about money always think it’s a “scam” when other people desperately need money. it’s rly irritating and gross.

[supertears]

[rabbitfears-deactivated20180125]

[just-shower-thoughts]

So unicorns are thought of as mythical, but giraffes are real - like, what’s more believable: a horse with a horn, or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40ft neck

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

dogs and snapchat

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via painthands)

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[sad-sorry-deactivated20141105]

[toodrunktofindaurl]

You’re welcome.

[basketofmooneggs]

Okay. But how do you draw lettuce?

[toodrunktofindaurl]

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant