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I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Turning the tables with a White Fetish. This is freaking hilarious.
"Sorry, I got lost in your eyes. They’re shaped like beautiful round walnuts. And your hair… It’s so coarse and unhealthy. And your skin! Oh, you age so much faster than us! What are you, 40? 50?
"Ehm, 26."
"I love it! You’re like a little boy in an old man’s body… Say something in Midwestern. C’mon, your language is so beautiful."
Only in Canada [imgur] Previously: Bears Doing Human Things
Hahaha xD
How babies are born in Canada. [via]
tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
'not that you're the genius'
questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014
BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK.
FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER.
SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY.
SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.
SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE.
BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT.
SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.
BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI.
MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON.
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Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
It started when I was in kindergarten, and I was so proud I did not have to go to Bingo class, unlike my friends, because I could speak good English -
although I had no idea what a yellow dog that could spell had anything to do with Chinese.
(I figure out now...
Happy Qixi Festival!
I almost forgot to post, but today, in the Chinese Lunar calendar, is the 7th day of the 7th month. This is essentially the Chinese version of Valentine’s Day, called Qixi Qingren Jie.
The story that my mom told me (there are many variations of this story) is that a poor man called Niulang heard that if you steal the clothes of a fairy while she bathes, that fairy will become your wife. Niulang did this and married a fairy named Zhinü, and the two lived happily and loved each other very much.
When Zhinü brought her husband and their two children to her sky home, the sky king was furious that Zhinü had married an earth mortal. The sky queen took a hair pin and slashed a line in the sky to separate the two lovers - this line became the milky way, and on either side, you can see two particularly bright stars - one surrounded by two dimmer stars, representing Niulang and his two children, and the other surrounded by four dim stars, representing Zhinü and her loom shuttle.
The sky queen created the milky way on the 7th day of the 7th month, but she took pity on the two separated lovers, and proclaimed that on this day and this day only, every year, the two were allowed to meet. For this occasion, magpies would bridge the gap of the milky way, allowing Niulang and Zhinü to reunite.
Rain on 7/7 represents the tears of Niulang and Zhinü (and hey, it rained in San Diego today!)
So it’s basically the Chinese Lover’s Day!! Hope everyone has a good night :)
A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
HE’S SO MAD OMG
The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
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