Stay brutal.

24 // DC // they/them // @trippy_printz on insta // @trippyprintz on red bubble

[235235wedfsfsdf]

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

[tired-and-healing]

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed picarchu

[boazpriestly]

[anxietyproblem]

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[lee-e]

Receptionist in question

[butterflypeaflowertea]

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

in court

[thebootydiaries]

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

[nealashitposts]

Tumblr is the worst platform for selling things but who cares I made these and I’m proud of them! 

I love them. My little beans. Imagine useing these to add a touch of magic to a suit or something? Or just on some overalls- damn. The possibilities. This is me hyping up my own stuff because under capitalism I must. Anyway of you like them the packs are 10$! You can get them at Terrarium Treasures on etsy :)

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[sandmandaddy69]

[sequals]

make her ur bestfriend and ur babygirl

[aidashakur]

PLEASE communicate to me when i’ve done something that bothers you or you don’t understand. let me apologize and learn

[auckie]

[westindianheaux]

[yokithewolfdog]

This is absolutely true and I’m never gonna not be mad about it. For anyone who wants more details: in the United States, single, widowed, and divorced women were legally required to have a man present to sign for a new line of credit at a bank until 1975.

A woman born in 1975 will celebrate her 46th birthday this year.

[salamispots]