a sad asshole

Hi. I'm Pam. I think everything is funny. I'm really weird. And awkward. So um yea. Follow me.

[lettucebefriendz]

[dysonairbladefan1992]

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

[favoritelatina]

[vidconblr]

HAPPY MAY

Or as we say around these parts: HAPPY VIDCON IS NEXT MONTH.

Ahem. Register now!

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[meladoodle]

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

[lettucebefriendz]

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

[nonbinaryshaw-deactivated201711]

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

[applicabledave]

If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends.

[pinkcelebi-blog-deactivated2022]

DEAR GOD

[alittlebitofdisneymagic]

*Psycho theme starts playing*

[guy]

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

[wowwoohoo-blog]

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

[wizardshark]

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

[pikarar]

[eelectricpineapple-deactivated2]

this is why designing business cards is the best part of my job

[lettucebefriendz]

R U depressed .

I go in and out of it. I've been fighting it for years now. Currently, yea. I'm always here if you need to talk.

[amoying]

GOOD BLOGS

GOOD BLOGS WITH A CUTE BLOGGER AND FUN PERSONALITY

[100493503004422]

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

[blenheimapricot1999]

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

since when is homosexuality a race 

[gaycism-deactivated20161030]

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

[lettucebefriendz]

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website