I probably spent too much time making this
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kiana Khansmith
will byers stan first human second
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Mike Driver

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

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styofa doing anything
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Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline

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@onesexybuffalo
I probably spent too much time making this
Grow from the dirt that they left you in
This is wildly accurate.
Mike wasowski’s beard is his pubic hair
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
@shitpostsampler ?
drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif
I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7
I’m gonna drive by this one day
don’t just let boys be feminine. Let MEN be feminine. Grown-ass men. Hairy, fat, old, muscular, unattractive, disabled, etc.
The ones that aren’t young, thin, hairless, conventionally attractive twinks. Let them be feminine too.
Without making it weird and fetish-ey, for fuck’s sake. Think y’all can manage that?
Oddly comforting things to do with friends/loved ones:
. Squeezing into a single booth at a restaurant .Sitting at a picnic table in a park or something and blaring music .Passing around a bottle of soda to share as you talk . The afterglow that happens after someone says something really funny and everyone else is taking deep breaths and grinning like idiots . Late night therapy sessions spoken in soft murmurs and needed input . Waking up earlier than anyone else the morning after a sleepover and watching the sunrise . Constructing cuddle puddles in the livingroom (if you don’t know what a cuddle puddle is its basically a bunch of blankets framed by pillows) . Huddling around a fan wearing nothing but tank tops and shorts when it’s hot . Competitive game nights involving Uno and Monopoly . Walking around a store and when you find something dumb, you show it to your friends while doing the face . Doodling on eachother when you’re bored
. Taking long drives with no set destination early in the morning/late at night . Making flower crowns for each other . Early morning cartoon watching with bowls of cereal and cups of orange juice . Sitting on the driveway at night and stargazing . Visiting a florist shop . Late night runs to the store for miscellaneous items . Venturing into the weird part of YouTube . Rewatching an older cartoon for the nostalgia trip . Trying out some new recipe even though neither you, nor your friends know how to cook
. Scooting closer to each other when it’s cold out
. Reminiscing about moments in your life when time was sweeter to you
. Seeing a dog and collectively going ‘awwww’
. Cramming to into a car to get junk food when it’s really late/really early
. Sitting in a friend’s room as they’re getting ready to leave and they crack rushed jokes as they scramble to not be late
Somewhere out there is a graphic designer who designs the patterns of bus seats and is proud of his work.
my favorite character trope: little gremlin girls who are just bastards
(feel free to add more!)
the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise
GAY LATINO RIGHTS
Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures
cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex
you say that like they’re mutually exclusive
Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.
Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands.
Human brain: hohohohohoho look who invented tools jackass
I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough
idk bout y’all but i can’t wait for the “dude takeover” 👀