Expensive Flannel

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirartwork]

I probably spent too much time making this

[difficultsuggestions]

Grow from the dirt that they left you in

[trashb1n-deactivated20221119]

lorge

[autumnslesbian]

[what-even-is-thiss]

[skepticalqueen]

This is wildly accurate.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mike wasowski’s beard is his pubic hair

[corvidprompts]

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

[lectorel]

“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.

[dignitywhatdignity]

@shitpostsampler ?

[shitpostsampler]

[ejacutastic]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

[ejacutastic]

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

[pyomorphic]

I’m gonna drive by this one day

[dwinkus]

[ryrythescienceguy]

don’t just let boys be feminine. Let MEN be feminine. Grown-ass men. Hairy, fat, old, muscular, unattractive, disabled, etc.

The ones that aren’t young, thin, hairless, conventionally attractive twinks. Let them be feminine too.

Without making it weird and fetish-ey, for fuck’s sake. Think y’all can manage that?

[crystal-melanin]

Oddly comforting things to do with friends/loved ones:

. Squeezing into a single booth at a restaurant .Sitting at a picnic table in a park or something and blaring music .Passing around a bottle of soda to share as you talk . The afterglow that happens after someone says something really funny and everyone else is taking deep breaths and grinning like idiots . Late night therapy sessions spoken in soft murmurs and needed input . Waking up earlier than anyone else the morning after a sleepover and watching the sunrise . Constructing cuddle puddles in the livingroom (if you don’t know what a cuddle puddle is its basically a bunch of blankets framed by pillows) . Huddling around a fan wearing nothing but tank tops and shorts when it’s hot . Competitive game nights involving Uno and Monopoly . Walking around a store and when you find something dumb, you show it to your friends while doing the face . Doodling on eachother when you’re bored

[crystal-melanin]

. Taking long drives with no set destination early in the morning/late at night . Making flower crowns for each other . Early morning cartoon watching with bowls of cereal and cups of orange juice . Sitting on the driveway at night and stargazing . Visiting a florist shop . Late night runs to the store for miscellaneous items . Venturing into the weird part of YouTube . Rewatching an older cartoon for the nostalgia trip . Trying out some new recipe even though neither you, nor your friends know how to cook

[crystal-melanin]

. Scooting closer to each other when it’s cold out

. Reminiscing about moments in your life when time was sweeter to you

. Seeing a dog and collectively going ‘awwww’

. Cramming to into a car to get junk food when it’s really late/really early

. Sitting in a friend’s room as they’re getting ready to leave and they crack rushed jokes as they scramble to not be late

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somewhere out there is a graphic designer who designs the patterns of bus seats and is proud of his work.

[misspiggy]

my favorite character trope: little gremlin girls who are just bastards

(feel free to add more!)

[misspiggy]

[misspiggy]

[jacmirie]

[misspiggy]

[rhyolitepebble]

[amoreterno]

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[heroofthreefaces]

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands.

Human brain: hohohohohoho look who invented tools jackass

[ithelpstodream]

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[secondclassvines]

idk bout y’all but i can’t wait for the “dude takeover” 👀