Listen to the Music

♫ Don't you feel it growin', day by day People gettin' ready for the news Some are happy, some are sad Oh, we got to let the music play ♫

[roleplayaskmemes]

Parenting starter sentences part 1 - put on in my ask box

insert the pronouns to suit the child. the ’—’ indicates where to put those, or the name of the child.

“Your baby at 5am.”

“— Had a nightmare, — wants to sleep in our bed tonight.”

“You have to check under the bed for monsters or — will never sleep.”

“Damn, we’re out of formula, where’s open at 3am?”

“Shall we take – to the park today?”

“How is it possible to scream for so long?”

“First tooth came through yesterday and — already bites me.”

“They grow up so fast.”

“I don’t think I’ll be able to eat chocolate mousse ever again.”

“Why won’t — sleep, jesus christ.”

“I lost —’s favorite stuffed animal, what do we do?!”

“— can’t always sleep in our bed.”

“Between you, — and the dog I have the smallest portion of bed possible.”

“Would you feed — I’m trying to do the laundry,”

“— asked if they could go to that party tonight, I’m not sure about it, I don’t like that kid’s parents.”

“It’s just a graze, don’t worry, —’ll be fine in no time.”

“Your turn to read bedtime stories, I’m having a long bath to myself.”

“Maybe we should call a sitter?”

“We’ll run out of money if you keep buying — cute outfits.”

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[rpfunstuff]

On anon, describe a date that your muse would take mine on and they’ll say if they’d be interested based just off of the description.

bonus points if you describe your muse without giving away anything too obvious!

[otpmusings]

Some height difference things for your OTP

[trexdita--a-blog]

chasingjustiice:

otpmusings:

The taller one sitting on the floor between the shorter one’s knees as the shorter one braids/plays with their hair.

The taller one using the shorter one as an arm rest and the shorter one complaining but secretly feeling honoured every time it happens.

The shorter one tackle-hugging the taller one when they come home from some sort of trip, hoping that they’ll both fall to the floor in a pile of limbs and cuddles/kisses, but unfortunately the shorter one isn’t strong/heavy enough and they both remain standing.

Bonus: to compensate, the taller one decides to pick the shorter one up.

The shorter one having to sprawl like half their body across the taller one whenever they ride the bus/train so as to give the taller one all the leg room.

Or, the shorter one sitting down and immediately noticing that their feet don’t touch the floor, becoming embarrassed by this, and then pretending that they’d rather just snuggle up super tight with the taller one.

Bonus: the taller one realises exactly what’s going on but says nothing. Or teases them endlessly about it, up to you. 

The shorter one physically sitting in the taller one’s lap.

The TALLER one physically sitting in the shorter one’s lap and the shorter one practically dying but enjoying every second of it anyway.

The shorter one being light enough to literally sleep on top of the taller one in bed without either of them being uncomfortable.

The taller one standing behind the shorter one and putting their arms around their shoulders, then resting their chin on top of the shorter one’s head.

Bonus if they’re watching the stars/sunset/ocean together.

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Sentence Meme: Pregnancy Version

"Are you pregnant?"

"Do you want a boy or a girl."

"Have you had any crazy cravings yet?"

"He's/She's kicking again."

"How're the mood swings going?"

"I can't see my feet!"

"I don't know who the father is."

"I feel fat."

"I look like I swallowed a planet!"

"I need a pregnany test."

"I'm eating for two!"

"I'm getting an abortion."

"I'm late."

"I'm not ready to be a mother/father!"

"I'm pregnant."

"It's a boy/girl."

"My water just broke."

"Push!"

"The baby didn't make it."

"Who's the father?"

"You're not fat, you're pregnant."

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Cold Starters

"Here, have my jacket"

"Do we have any more blankets?"

"I think I/you have frostbite"

"You're shivering"

"It's not that cold"

"Let's get a fire going"

"Just think warm thoughts"

"We're snowed in"

"Do you want to build a snowman?"

"Your lips are turning blue"

"I can't feel my feet"

"Make sure you bring a jacket"

"I'm so cold, I can't stop shivering"

[thexoriginxofxstuff]

Your muse sees someone being flirty towards mine. How does your muse react to this?

On the flip side, send 😶 [or “ o__o ” ] for my muse’s reaction to seeing someone flirt with yours.

BONUS: describe the person flirting with yours, how they’re flirting, and/or your muse’s reaction to it.

[kidonassxssin]

Confessions pt 1.

[kidonassxssin]

HIS grip– tightens ever so firmly around her waist, he allowed himself to listen. Listen to her words, finally. Now it was his turn, to try and decode all the jumbled mess he wished he had the strength to say. He is humbled by her words, especially by her promise. In which he held every belief that she would keep. Allowing a soundless sigh to escape parted lips he could feel his chest tighten. Nerves eating away at any confidence he once thought he had.

              ‘ I–I love you too.’ 

Malachi had long looked away he couldn’t look her in the eye not just YET. Nerves fingers rapped against his pant leg trying to pass the time, allowing for more intricate thoughts to surface. His thumb glided across her cheek gingerly. Finding the strength to allow the words caught in his chest to pass, he pressed his lips hesitantly to her’s, the kiss tender at first. Former uncertainty melted away permitting him to deepen the initial kiss. Pure bliss, enthralled by the moment he had nearly forgotten to finish his confession. Removing his lips from her’s a slight pout graced sharp features..

He knew there was plenty of time for that, Malachi couldn’t remember the last meaningful kiss he had shared with anyone. Sure he had flings but the way he felt in the very moment was almost electric, it was as if he had thousands of volts surging through his veins preparing to jump start his heart if it gave out. 

                 ‘ I don’t deserve you, but — I am glad to even have the opportunity to prove myself. I’m a bit rusty with relationships but I am willing to make an effort, for you, for US..’

A small smile creeps out slowly replacing the pout that lingered, this would be a new beginning not only for Yael but for himself too. What a relief! He had finally confessed perhaps it wasn’t everything, like how he enjoyed conversation with her, or the way her nose crinkles when she laughs, or just the beauty that radiates off her, he can’t help but be in a good mood when with her even if he manages to suppress a smile.

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At her words being returned––the sentiment echoed with a faltering but no less sincere ‘I love you too’––she almost feels her heart skip a beat and she’d released a breath she hadn’t even realized she was holding… 

But then he’d kissed her and if she didn’t know how silly of a thought it is, she’d have sworn that he could probably feel the way that her heart is racing as she returns the kiss. God. He could have kissed her forever and she’s not certain she would have cared. Air isn’t that much of a necessity, after all, is it?

Yet, as with all good things, it does end, though there’s an almost fluttering feeling in her chest when she realizes that he seems no less disappointed about that than her… That maybe he had felt the same… current, the same jolt that she had…

At his next words, her brow furrows slightly––about not deserving her, that he felt he had something to prove himself––however, at the mention that he’s willing to try this, the expression lessens. Perhaps, eventually, he won’t feel so negatively about himself, but she knows nothing she says will change it. Only time. And so she focuses on where her words will matter.

“To be completely honest, I think we’re both a little… out of our comfort zones here. I’ve always been so busy with work that… Well…” a slight laugh escapes her, as she glances away, almost sheepish with the admission before she looks up at him again, a smile appearing, bright and optimistic.  Because she is optimistic. Because she has hope. Because she believes that this can work.

“But… I guess that just means that we can figure this relationship stuff out together, doesn’t it?”

[rpmemes-galore]

Send “Just kiss me already!” for my muse’s reaction to yours blurting this out.

[askmemearchive]

Send me one "dear--" and I'll write a letter to this person.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex best friend,

Dear best friend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

[thexoriginxofxstuff]

NCIS: Good Cop, Bad Cop [Season 7, Episode 4]

This is part one of a list of askbox starters from the three NCIS episodes with Malachi Ben-Gidon [ portrayed by T. J. Ramini ]. 

Feel free to change whatever pronouns need to be changed to make the sentences accurate.

For one at random, send in  [?] and the mun will generate a number (1-75) to determine what your muse said to theirs.

Part Two Part Three

______ is an awful sonuvabitch.

______ is in with Principal ______ getting paddled, or up the creek without one.

All money is good.

Are you kidding me? This is horrible! This is terrible! I don’t like it at all!

Aren’t you on the wrong side?

Both of you are done telling stories. It’s my turn.

Broken clavicle. Slow to heal.

Complex situations often call for creative solutions.

Do you catch my grift?

Do you have any idea what you’re agreeing to? No. Because if you did, you wouldn’t agree.

Do you truly enjoy jellied bowls of carp or are you merely being… anti-Semitic?

First and foremost, you are our friend. I want to be a friend.

Have you ever seen a snake shed its skin and then try to crawl back into it? It is not natural.

He cheated. I KNOW he cheated. I just don’t know how yet.

Hey! Why have I been rejected?

How do you define yourself? You are what you say. You are what you do.

I asked him to find us some… privacy.

I did not mean to live through it.

I do not know what games they are playing upstairs but I, for one, have had enough.

I do not trust anyone.

I failed you, ______. I am sorry.

I had nothing but death in my heart.

I have no problem with women.

I have nothing to say to you.

I think there is too much talk. We need silence.

I’m a little ‘stitious.

I’m going to kill you and I’m going to leave your corpse out here to rot.

I’m not paying you to assure my safety.

It is what it is.

I’ve got heart palpitations. You really scared me.  Someone dial nine, one, and wait for me to tell you to dial the last one.

Manners. Where are mine?

Maybe it’s in your head. Or your heart. It’s an Edgar Allen Poe reference. That’s right. I read.

Maybe you got a body buried under your floorboards.

Modern times. Everyone’s so busy.

Much like insects on land, creatures of the sea have a cyclical feeding pattern.

My friend. What offense have I done that you would send me such people?

Need a body buried?

Nothing is what it’s supposed to be.

Oh, look at her. Look at the state she’s in.

Oh, well I’m sorry, Captain Hook. I don’t see any crocodiles.

Oh. That’s bad. That’s really bad.

Okay. Good cop, bad cop. Which one are you?

Plenty of ways to break someone.

Say nothing, ______. I am handling this.

Sneaky people expect sneakiness. It’s a vicious circle.

Stop it with the tick-tock!

Take a breath. Have a keyboard.

Talk faster. You’re leaving a lot of dead air between your words. My mind absorbs things very quickly.

That is no way to begin a relationship.

That is not true. You lie.

That part of you died out there.

That’s the price of admission.

The clock is redundant.

The day is young.

The last time was never.

The point is, I hear skittering through the air ducts.

There are inconsistencies that need to be addressed.

They gave you the red flag.

They got lost at sea before they got lost at sea.

This is your story?

We should stay in pairs.

We’re going to need a plan of attack here.

What is blue, black, and red?

What IS that?

Where are you going? You’re not supposed to leave the bridge.

Why don’t we see how much rope he’s got?

You cannot even work your e-mail properly. You always reply to all. It drives me absolutely nuts.

You cannot trust a man whose loyalty has a price.

You know these things come in threes.

You know, you’ve gotta dial nine to get out of the building. So dial nine, nine, one, and then wait for me to tell you to dial the last one.

You should keep your distance, ______. The ones who get too close always end up dead.

You workin’ on anything other than that beer?

You’re half right. You’re half wrong.

You’re lucky you’re not dead.

You’ve been in the service of two masters for too long.

[frommemetoyou]

send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;

[nicotinewrites-blog]

send ✆ for a morning text send ♔ for an angry text send  ♠ for a drunk text send ☏ for a vague text send ⁇ for a worried text send ♣ for a text not meant for you send ✺for a sassy text send √ for a long-winded confession text send ☠ for a misguided advice text send ☢ for a desperate text send ☼ for a congratulatory text send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[ofhotheads-blog]

Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

Send me a symbol and I’ll tell you about…

🌟 …someone my muse trusts. 💔 …someone who broke my muse’s heart. 💕 …someone my muse loves.  😒 …someone my muse hates. 🔥…someone my muse would die for. 💀 …someone my muse would kill for. 👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. 💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. 🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. 👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. 💩 …someone my muse dislikes, but admires. 👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore. 😉 …someone my muse has had sex with. 💋 …someone my muse used to date. 😜 …someone who makes my muse laugh. 👪 …someone in my muse’s family. 👑 …someone my muse is jealous of. 👊 …someone who hates my muse. 👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget. 🍓…someone my muse has never met, but wants to meet. 👰 …someone my muse would consider marrying.

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sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."

[tsukiakarinoniji-archive]

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

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Fluffy & Cuddly {Sentence Starters}

"Hey, scoot over. You're squishing me!"

"I didn't say you could stop hugging me."

"Stop hogging all the blankets!"

"You make a good pillow."

"How long can we stay like this? Because I don't want to move."

"Are you falling asleep on me?"

"You weren't watching. You missed the best part!"

"Don't stop playing with my hair."

"Would you mind handing me the remote?"

"Stop, your feet are cold!"

"Look, if you want food, you have to let me get up."

"You're warm. I'm cold. Let's cuddle."

"You fell asleep on me. Maybe you should go to bed?"

"Well, my arm's asleep, but I'm glad you're comfortable."

"Stop changing the channel, you jerk!"

"You're getting crumbs all over the blankets."

"I see you eyeing that pillow. Don't you dare."

"Don't move. I finally got comfy."

"Would you stop wiggling?"

"Hey, are you still awake?"