NCIS: Good Cop, Bad Cop [Season 7, Episode 4]
This is part one of a list of askbox starters from the three NCIS episodes with Malachi Ben-Gidon [ portrayed by T. J. Ramini ].Ā
Feel free to change whatever pronouns need to be changed to make the sentences accurate.
For one at random, send in Ā [?] and the mun will generate a number (1-75) to determine what your muse said to theirs.
______ is an awful sonuvabitch.
______ is in with Principal ______ getting paddled, or up the creek without one.
Are you kidding me? This is horrible! This is terrible! I donāt like it at all!
Arenāt you on the wrong side?
Both of you are done telling stories. Itās my turn.
Broken clavicle. Slow to heal.
Complex situations often call for creative solutions.
Do you have any idea what youāre agreeing to? No. Because if you did, you wouldnāt agree.
Do you truly enjoy jellied bowls of carp or are you merely being⦠anti-Semitic?
First and foremost, you are our friend. I want to be a friend.
Have you ever seen a snake shed its skin and then try to crawl back into it? It is not natural.
He cheated. I KNOW he cheated. I just donāt know how yet.
Hey! Why have I been rejected?
How do you define yourself? You are what you say. You are what you do.
I asked him to find us some⦠privacy.
I did not mean to live through it.
I do not know what games they are playing upstairs but I, for one, have had enough.
I failed you, ______. I am sorry.
I had nothing but death in my heart.
I have no problem with women.
I have nothing to say to you.
I think there is too much talk. We need silence.
Iām a little āstitious.
Iām going to kill you and Iām going to leave your corpse out here to rot.
Iām not paying you to assure my safety.
Iāve got heart palpitations. You really scared me. Ā Someone dial nine, one, and wait for me to tell you to dial the last one.
Maybe itās in your head. Or your heart. Itās an Edgar Allen Poe reference. Thatās right. I read.
Maybe you got a body buried under your floorboards.
Modern times. Everyoneās so busy.
Much like insects on land, creatures of the sea have a cyclical feeding pattern.
My friend. What offense have I done that you would send me such people?
Nothing is what itās supposed to be.
Oh, look at her. Look at the state sheās in.
Oh, well Iām sorry, Captain Hook. I donāt see any crocodiles.
Oh. Thatās bad. Thatās really bad.
Okay. Good cop, bad cop. Which one are you?
Plenty of ways to break someone.
Say nothing, ______. I am handling this.
Sneaky people expect sneakiness. Itās a vicious circle.
Stop it with the tick-tock!
Take a breath. Have a keyboard.
Talk faster. Youāre leaving a lot of dead air between your words. My mind absorbs things very quickly.
That is no way to begin a relationship.
That is not true. You lie.
That part of you died out there.
Thatās the price of admission.
The point is, I hear skittering through the air ducts.
There are inconsistencies that need to be addressed.
They gave you the red flag.
They got lost at sea before they got lost at sea.
Weāre going to need a plan of attack here.
What is blue, black, and red?
Where are you going? Youāre not supposed to leave the bridge.
Why donāt we see how much rope heās got?
You cannot even work your e-mail properly. You always reply to all. It drives me absolutely nuts.
You cannot trust a man whose loyalty has a price.
You know these things come in threes.
You know, youāve gotta dial nine to get out of the building. So dial nine, nine, one, and then wait for me to tell you to dial the last one.
You should keep your distance, ______. The ones who get too close always end up dead.
You workinā on anything other than that beer?
Youāre half right. Youāre half wrong.
Youāre lucky youāre not dead.
Youāve been in the service of two masters for too long.