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[agallonofpreseminalfluid]

Oh i love life, i hope i live forever :)

My bird:

[jokerthejorker]

where my dinopants people at

[cbrcbbr]

no way I lived to see the sbr announcement

[queenrequiem]

did they ask him to love her or did he just do it

[ponury-grajek]

he must have been very disappointed when he found out

[ponury-grajek]

you let a blond man speak to you like that? smh

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[dailyheavymedic]

day 288

winner's kiss (strawpage request)

[pooptrucks]

idk something about gyro wanting olive oil

[gutsssee]

you’re the one

another paul simon song 💙

[gutsssee]

little lies - fleetwood mac

perfectly soft hands

that one authors note has gotten a run for its money

i’ve been wanting to draw this for a longgggg time but couldn’t figure out how… i think it worked out…..

[makesense2nobody]

Johnny would break pasta in half. (Apparently a crime to Italians)

This was funny to imagine; I made this a while ago and just never finished. Learned recently from someone that breaking pasta isn't that big of a deal to Italians? Idk tho, I'm not Italian

[gutsssee]

a lil somethin somethin

[crazysodomite]

daddy long dick is very scared right now

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes