Emotional Support Bastard

They should hire me to make a gritty Teen Titans reboot Personal social/Art Appreciation tumblr of SylvaneDaDeer he/they/it 28 Bi/Ace Bigender

[coyotevvitch]

i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

[coyotevvitch]

did not know part 2 existed, here you go. another stab

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[despazito]

[a9td]

🐔

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[oops-kinks]

Guess I’ll post this Monty butt here too

[kageki-kokoro]

@tealovingmutt 's Faerxan!! Such a good little guy it was a pleasure to make it.

[kageki-kokoro]

@tealovingmutt 's Faerxan!! Such a good little guy it was a pleasure to make it.

[kageki-kokoro]

@tealovingmutt 's Faerxan!! Such a good little guy it was a pleasure to make it.

[kageki-kokoro]

@tealovingmutt 's Faerxan!! Such a good little guy it was a pleasure to make it.

[kageki-kokoro]

@tealovingmutt 's Faerxan!! Such a good little guy it was a pleasure to make it.

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

We have to walk on egg shells around here because if some stalking harassment blog doesn't latch onto you it'll be staff themselves and people still say transmisogyny isn't real.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

like to be fucking blunt the post that got me banned was about keeping girls like me alive, what does it say about the staff here that telling vulnerable girls to live is worthy of a ban?

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

it's fucking disgusting actually, how many of us have to die until someone else gives enough of a shit to fix things?

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

trick fucking question, they don't think there's anything to fix, it's working as intended, death is the point.

[cursedpinterest]

there was no context

[beardedmrbean]