Guess I'll Die

Rev | 24 | They/Them | Cosplay | Crying | INFP | Aries

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[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[palpamemes]

They’re just so Massive

[dohlicious]

Makeup 

[levidareyou]

tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it

me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room

[jinnseigame]

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[syflove]

pink cottage

[baekphia]

baekhyun // nylon magazine

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[unclefather]

i’m 4′10″

93 pounds

very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.

i’m just looking for someone to keep me company

[buntglas]

Redbubble

I’ve made some color changes that I’m aware not everybody will like, but imo they work better as a set this way, and I’m a little pedantic about sets, sorry!

If anyone gets prints, pleeease tell me about them when they arrive, I’ve never sold prints before and I’m very curios what you think and how the quality turns out.

If you have a moment, could you tell me which of these four illustration is your favorite, and why? Always curious about people’s thoughts on the things I draw :>

Also apologies in advance to my followers, I will reblog this. A lot :^)

[theartisalie]

♥ Happy Pride ♥

[daburupurei-blog]

ＫＡＴＳＵＫＩ ＹＵＵＲＩ + EPISODE 3

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[cyborggf-deactivated20201127]

You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that

[remindmeofthe]

I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

I thoroughly enjoy both.

[chikozou]

髪の長い若ヴィクトルさん、難しー(;´∞｀)でも好き――――!!

[goldjolyne]

[ex0skeletal]

Fun shark attack facts:

In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.

In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.

For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

Humans are assholes.

Sharks are not assholes.

Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

[thatfriendyoualreadyhave]

You’re hundreds of times more likely to get bitten by a random person in New York than a shark.

[sekaisoosgirl]

Throwback 9/∞ of my ♡ ↳ 150718 The EXO'luXion in Beijing