hikes and plants and animal friends

alissa/29/pnw 🧡🤍💖 I like animals and nature and girls. Converting to Judaism ✡️ TERFS and racists need not apply; intersectional feminism only. BLM

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[sandmandaddy69]

[mrdsc1010]

A biblically accurate fire hydrant

[mcnutcase]

Be Not Aflame

[elmachetecriollo]

Katamari Damacy fire hidrant

[yehudah]

this is how people look talking about mads mikkelsen

[virgincore-deactivated20201223]

Women’s ability to be attracted to ordinary looking people is literally my only hope, pls be nice

[yehudah]

okay user virgincore

[endorphinmachine]

he's dead...

[yehudah]

[lakevida]

what the fuck ever it's not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[catchymemes]

[vintage-ukraine]

Winter Evening by Olena Kulchytska, 1957

[khristian-ity-blog]

i am better than i was. i will be better than i am.

[only-tiktoks]

[adictiva-ternura]

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

this is the best most pastoral and engaging pic ever i just want to be their friend

[dunmertitty]

“trans people are defying gods will” “trans people are rejecting biology” “trans people are upending the natural order” “transgenders are ruining the economy” keep going you’re making us sound so so so so so so so so sexy

[modogoblin]

[sliversoakley2-deactivated20210]

[urists]

Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.

(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)

[ruby-white-rabbit]

I get LEDs are more efficient and last far longer but I would like the same quality for my eyes and night vision as well.

If I am greeted by high noon at 10pm for several seconds and no longer can perceive the lines on the road to continue to SAFELY for a good half minute after... Maybe some things more advanced are worse.

[moawling]

snail foods (snoods)