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Trans rights are human rights!
MC is gender neutral, so says the Devs!
Chey, (diavolosthots) is not an LGBTQIA+ ally
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Product Placement
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
macklin celebrini has autism
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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RMH

Kiana Khansmith
almost home

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*New: about me 💜
Fandom PSAs:
Trans rights are human rights!
MC is gender neutral, so says the Devs!
Chey, (diavolosthots) is not an LGBTQIA+ ally
◈ Lord Vader x
Whore (affectionate)
cake
‘ Gordon Ramsay ’ Quotes Starters
Warning!! A lot of cursing.
❝ It’s fucking RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ Fucking idiot. ❞ ❝ You best be jokin’. ❞ ❝ Don’t billshit me! ❞ ❝ Donkey! ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t feed that to my dog. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t serve that on DEATH ROW! ❞ ❝ Come the fuck on! ❞ ❝ FUCK OFF! ❞ ❝ Tastes like it’s been microwaved. ❞ ❝ ITS FROZEN AND RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ YOU CAN’T STORE COOK MEAT AND RAW MEAT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ❞ ❝ THOSE POOR BASTARDS! ❞ ❝ Disgusting! ❞ ❝ In fifteen minutes, I will clear all that furniture and put it back in my van. And this shit here, I’ll put it back in there. ❞ ❝ How the fuck did you burn ice-cream?! ❞ ❝ I’ll get you more pumpkin, and I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole, or diced? ❞ ❝ There is more olive oil on this than Popeye’s dick! ❞ ❝ You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley. ❞ ❝ ____, You’re a first class cunt. ❞ ❝ Hey! Excuse me, Madam! Fuck me?! How about fuck you! ❞ ❝ I swear to god, this is the kind of shit you expect Tiger Woods to T-off with. ❞ ❝ If I tell you to get out there I don’t give a fuck if you got a thong up your fat crack. GET OUT THERE! ❞ ❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not your fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ ❝ You’re cooking in a burned pan you fucking dick! ❞ ❝ I’m watching you like a fucking hawk, you know why? *Whispers in ear* I want you out. ❞ ❝ You seriously surprised me…. Of how shit you are. ❞ ❝ You act like the female version of Hannibal Lecter. ❞ ❝ I’m done standing here with a bunch of idiots. Fuck you all. ❞ ❝ What we are waiting on? I’M ON SOME FUCKING TALENT!! ❞ ❝ I’m calling out orders, and you’re confused! And you’re confused! And you’re at the end of your dick! ❞ ❝ It’s like a bison’s penis! What is that shit?! ❞ ❝ Right now? I rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth. ❞ ❝ Where’s the lamb SAUCE!? ❞ ❝ Fuck off you useless sack of fucking Yankee Danky Doodle shit. ❞ ❝ Fucking sue me. ❞
Obey me Coming Out Headcannons
My dumbass posted this and went the entire day before realizing I forgot to label it lmao
Gender Neutral, Race Neutral MC
No warnings
Luci boots with the fur
"I see."
He'd honestly be really happy that you felt comfortable enough to tell him
Don't let his boomer-isms fool you, he is 100% supporting you.
"I'm very pleased that you're finding your identity, love."
He would make sure all your official documents were updated if they needed to be.
If anyone dares to disrespect you they will be not-so-kindly chewed on by cerberus.
Mammoney
"Oi, what are ya lookin’ all nervous for? Ya think the Great Mammon would be mad over this?”
His words might be initially rough sounding, but the intention is portrayed with the physical affection he gives you.
He will aggressively defend his human if someone is rude to you, or makes a snide comment.
If you wanted to get any medical procedures done, he would try to save up and surprise you with it as a present or something, he just wants to see you all smiley and bubbly tbh
Depending on your identity, you might have to explain to him what it means, he might not even get it at first but he still tries his best to make sure he’s doing things right for you
L3V14TH4N
He is 100% relating you to a random anime character he knows
He is also asking you to cosplay them
If you come out to him first he’s going to feel extra special, maybe wag his tail internally. But according to the tsundere code he has to play it like he doesn’t care or knew the whole time.
“S-silly normie, that's not, well, I’m, that's not something that would bother me.”
BUILD PRIDE HOUSES IN MINECRAFT WITH HIM DO IT PLEASE IM BEGGING.
He’s like your own personal cheerleader when it comes to social interaction, especially if you’re nervous.
Satan
Very chill.
“Oh, I see.” *closes his book* “I appreciate you letting me know.”
Highkey would ask you questions just because he’s curious academically, but if you don’t feel comfortable he’d be understanding.
If you have dysphoria, he’s going to activate his braincells and get you a potion or something to alleviate it.
He will also murk anyone who acts disrespectful, on sight it's over.
If you go to events like GSA or something he’ll also tag along if he can.
He wants to learn about anything and everything relating to you.
Asmo
like this dude isn’t genderfluid and having an affair with solomon c’mon now
“Think of all the ways we can style your flags!”
If anything he’s more excited than you are.
Asmo is most certainly busting out his acrylic set and giving you a manicure.
Someone disrespects your pronouns? He’s roasting tf outta them. Immediate social death, straight up hatecrimed them. Someone being xyzphobic? They’re getting called a stupid bitch on his live.
If you wanted reassignment, he could probably hit up Solomon for his magical essential oils. But if you didn’t, he would definitely do his best to show you how to appreciate yourself. If you’re dating him you’re automatically the 2nd hottest person in all 3 realms.
BEELZEBURGER
This man. Ugh this man 🥺
His gives you the sweetest warmest smile and it just makes you melt
“Oh, okay.”
You might need to explain more in depth if it's a more obscure term or identity, but he loves you no matter what.
BAKE PRIDE CAKES WITH BEEL PLEASE
pride cookies, pride ice cream, pride waffles. It's so beautiful, the kitchen is a mess but the cake is great.
If anyone disrespects you, well first of all rip to them. Why would you do that? Beel is huge, giant, and could crush you in an instant. Like he just goes “:/“ and straight up eats the fool. Major Ls are taken by the offender.
Belphie
“okay whatever”
Pretty lackluster reaction but it's only because he really doesn’t care because he’ll always love you.
Go to pride riding on a cow with him do it do it
I feel like Belphie would like pride pillows. Yeah, he definitely would.
“Belphie what happened to my bed sheets?”
“They’re gay now y/n”
Some random comes over with shit to say? He smacks tf outta them with his tail. Whipping them to death and back. Either that or the offender has nightmares for a very, very, long time.
i literally dont know whats happening in obm anymore lol
I don't even know but I'm trying to pick up the pieces, I just came back...
i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen dies
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
…Have you eaten pine needles?
We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not
I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume
Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
Are they…
spicy?
You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Don’t Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.
MALUS Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.
MALUS Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH And it has spice?
MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.
MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH I’ll eat them all.
MALUS I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH Roulette with leaves.
MALUS At least restrain from yew.
AERUH I’ll do my best.
MALUS That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.
AERUH With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Exeunt.
Enter MACDUFF.
MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
anyone uh
looking for a commission?
should I run a sale?
DID YOU SAY COMMISSION?
"You don't have to pretend, not with me, ever."
Levixreader gender neutral mc tw: anxiety, little hint of yandere!Levi at the end, not proofread. Self-indulgent comfort fic bc I need it.
Local Human Shows Strict Father of 6 How to Remove the Stick from His Ass by Breaking All The Rules and Adopting All His Children, more at 6
You recently found out your dog can talk, but it only feels comfortable talking when it’s just you. That is until you get a date who has their own dog. Both dogs talk freely around the both of you.
*cough* Levi and Henry except Henry starts getting comfortable talking around MC too *cough*
Lucifer, season 1 of the game: danger dilf, dictator, do not cross
Lucifer, in the anime: Exhausted Babysitter
MC: grumbling, muttering under their breath
Lucifer: I don’t believe I’ve given you permission to speak yet MC.
MC: *whining* but Lucifer
Lucifer: *sighs and slams the pen on his desk, pinching the bridge of his nose* I don’t like this anymore than you do, but the sooner I get through today’s stack of paperwork, the sooner we can do whatever you’d like within reason but I won’t be able to finish by the deadline if you keep disrupting my concentration.
MC: and I get that, but it’s taking forever.
Lucifer: *pulls out pocket watch* I can get the rest of this done within the next 5 hours, without interruption. You will need to find someway to pass the time if it’s too much for you to sit silently in the meantime.
MC: ….*saunters over to him, draping their arms over his chest from behind* I can think of a good way to make time fly.
Lucifer: *grabs their wrists* I said ’without interruption,’ MC.
MC: *takes his pocket watch, looking at the time* relax, I’m not doing anything naughty, I just wanted to show what I meant…. SATAN GO LONG!
MC chucks the watch through the office doorway, into the waiting hands of the Avatar of Wrath, both of them cackling as they started running away.
Lucifer: MC?!?! WHAT-
MC: told ya I could make time fly 😜
Lucifer:…
Lucifer:…I hate it here.