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|| Emil || fae/faer it/its he/him || adult || strongly anti-censorship || @e-lisard is my writeblr || matching icons with @cr34tur33 || find me as e_lisard on AO3 || main to a lot of blogs, including but not limited to devildom-delights (Obey Me! multimuse blog), katsuki-determined (BNHA Bakugo blog) and green-bean-or-artistic-dream (Tokyo Ghoul OC blog)

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[stonesense]

i’m trying to say this thought in a nice and genuine way because i do mean it in a nice and genuine way and i worry it will just come across as “your faves are not as hot as you think they are lol” but i think fandom, being a setting where it’s normal to publicly wax lyrical about how beautiful you find someone, is somewhere you can really see the truth of the statement that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. as an outsider looking in, you can tell how when people start loving a character or personality, a lot of the time something just switches, and they suddenly perceive like unfathomable lifechanging beauty in this person that i think they could probably see in anyone if they looked with that much love. i’m very charmed by it and what it says about how a lot of people look at who they love in the rest of their life

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[txttletale]

i know i repeat this ad nauseam a lot but i really really really hate "right-wingers/conservatives can't make good art" as a talking point. at best it's indicative of a type of combined US-centrism and presentism where people can't imagine 'conservative' as anything other than modern day MAGA, at worst its a sign of wilful refusal to engage with the history of literally any artform whatsoever

[txttletale]

one of the most eye-rolling trends on this website is people talking up how woke their sexual preferences are. you can't scroll for five minutes here without seeing someone patting themselves on the back for their heroic role in the feminist struggle because they like hairy pussy

[sapphling]

it's not the biggest issue but why does everyone insist on acting like they've never seen a birthmark ever in their whole life and they're going to fucking explode if you don't explain why your body looks like that to them immediately

[sapphling]

you are going to meet a lot of different people with different looking bodies than yours and the reasons will range from things like birthmarks to disabilities to potentially deeply traumatic incidents. in general a good rule of thumb is that if you aren't familiar enough with that person for them to have volunteered any info then it really isn't something that you need to know, let alone loudly point out to them and others. other people's bodies are not a mystery for you to solve 👍

[stoneantler]

Getting really tired of how all the anti porn censorship posts going around are like, "I don't like porn but I will defend it" or "it was bad for me to see porn young but it's better than the alternative." I like porn. I want to see porn. I was not damaged by seeing porn as a young person. Porn and erotica are valid and fun vehicles for artistic expression and completely normal expressions of human sexuality. We gain nothing by being squeamish in our support of porn, erotica, and nsfw content.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

actually it's extremely normal to fantasize about kidnapping your friends and keeping them locked in your basement, and the fact that you didn't know that suggests that there's something fundamentally wrong with *you*, actually

[introvertsnation]

[sapphling]

the world has yet to invent a way to figure out if you actually took your ritalin five minutes ago or if you just moved the pill bottle in anticipation of doing so

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[sapphling]

slow typing speed humiliation

[sapphling]

everyone is pointing and giggling and asking me how i can even post with such a small wpm and i keep trying to type my response but every time the ... pops up on the screen they burst into laughter again

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[peekaboo2mm]

[sapphling]

not to bitch about this every time i see it but i think you, Yes, You, should say something the next time you hear someone making fun of speech impediments, yes even if they're doing it to make fun of someone who sucks and who doesn't actually have that impediment. there is no reason on earth why you have to mock people with rhotacism in the process of making fun of elon musk, a man who literally does not even have said impediment

[sapphling]

shitty male doms do enough embarrassing and misogynistic unsolicited chicanery for you to be able to make fun of them without launching into the "hewwo pwincess" thing, it's unfunny and moreover it's just aimlessly cruel to people who have done nothing wrong

[sapphling]

godddd this guy sucks so much it's like he's part of a group of people i deem genetically inferior and undeserving of unmocked existence in public 😂 no bro it's not ableism it's just, like, wouldn't it be funny if he had difficulty with a part of daily life like speech, thus rendering him worth less than other human beings 😂🤣

[sapphling]

the sex binary is socially constructed and not actually descriptive of any biological truth. you know that, right? it's important to me that you know that

[sapphling]

i know people can be a little overzealous in describing political backslides ("this used to be the feminism website!!!" etc.) but it's disturbing to me how much incredulity i've gotten from other trans people as of late just for, like, saying that "biological woman" is neither a real category nor a phrase that should ever leave your mouth uncritically

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot