♭ HEIAN!SUKUNA ( 両面宿儺 ) ─── mdni. dírty talk, talk abt óral (f), husband!sukuna & his very drunk wife . . . ’ ‗ㅤㅤ𔗌
sukuna should have known the silence from your chambers had been too perfect, too idyllic.
the king of curses had been called away for some bullshit impromptu meeting, some snivelling curses begging on their knees. what an utter waste of time, he mused, his shadow hulking behind him in the dim corridors.
he'd left you on your plush futon, assuming you had dozed off. that had been his first mistake.
for his wife was not in her chambers. you were in the hallway outside the receiving hall, and you certainly were not alone. those fussy old men, the lords jiro and kenji were standing there, their faces a mixture thunderous and painful disapproval, mingled with profound discomfort.
and between them, swaying gently on your feet, was you. his wife, his queen of curses.
your kimono was slightly askew, and your cheeks were clearly heated as you beamed sweetly. and in your hand, you clutched the delicate porcelain cap of his prized, asuka-period sake decanter. you were giggling, a loose and uninhibited sound that echoed in the solemn hallway.
". . . and then, he put my legs right over his big, strong shoulders," you were slurring to the utterly horrified worms, "and he just went to town! i was screamin' so loud, i think i saw my ancestors, bless their souls, am i right?"
sukuna moved. he crossed the space in three long, silent strides, a storm contained within the king of curses.
"his tongue is like, magic . . . you know? like a really talented little eel, although, i wouldn't say it's that little – heh, oh!" you continued, before a large, tattooed hand clamped over your mouth.
you squeaked in surprise, hazy eyes blinking up at him. the scent of high-quality, tragically wasted rice wine wafted from your robes.
lord jiro found his voice first, sputtering, "sukuna-sama! this . . . is indecency! this drunken harlot – "
sukuna's russet gaze snapped to him, and the old vermin's words died in his wizened throat. for the look in the eyes of the king of curses promised a slow, and deliciously painful death.
"get out of my sight," sukuna suggested mildly. it was not a suggestion.
without another word, the king of curses bent down, hooking an arm under his wife's knees, and hauling you up over his shoulder. that poor sake cap clattered to the floor, and sukuna tried not to wince.
"wheeeeeee!" you giggled, dangling down his backs, your soft hands patting his shoulder blades, "hello, husband. your ass looks nice from here!"
sukuna didn't respond. he simply turned, spinning away from the speechless elders, carrying his drunken, crude burden back towards their chambers, like a merchant's sack of rice.
"you're so strong," you mumbled into his back, voice muffled by his robes, "strong enough to fuck me through the wall . . . we should try that, bet those old idiots would hate the noise."
sukuna unceremoniously dumped you back onto the futon. and you landed with a soft oof! and immediately rolled onto your back, grinning up at him with glassy, unfocused eyes.
"you're mad," you declared, poking a finger in his direction, "you got that grumpy line right here." you tried to point between your own eyebrows, but missed spectacularly.
"you," sukuna said, his voice a low growl as he loomed over her, "got into my four-hundred year old sake. and then you described the specific workings of my . . . tongue to the clan elders."
your grin widened, "they probably needed the advice. their wives probably haven't cum since the day rice was first cultivated on the archipelago."
sukuna's mouth twitched, staring down at his ridiculous, tipsy, filthy-mouthed wife. the anger warred with a powerful, overwhelming surge of fondness that he would always deny.
you reached up, your movements clumsy, grabbing the font of his kimono, pulling him down, "don't be mad," you whispered, breath sweet with sake, "i'll make it up to you. i'll be your good girl. your real good girl. i'll suck your cock so good you'll forget your own name, ryomen."
sukuna sighed, ignoring the twitch of his dual-cocks beneath his robes. he captured your grabbing hands, pinning them gently to the futon on either side of your head. you blinked up at him, expression suddenly soft and so needy.
"no, little bird," he murmured, leaning down until his forehead rested against hers, "you are going to drink a flagon of water, and go to sleep."
you pouted, lower lip trembling in tragic disappointed, "but i wanna' be good for you . . ."
"you are," sukuna said, and surprisingly, he found that he meant it, "in your own impossible way." he kissed your forehead, tasting the faint hint of salt and perspiration on your skin, "now, sleep off all the wine you wasted, you dreadful little drunkard."