Black By Popular Demand

If I'm a murderer, wouldn't I be the wrong fucking person to fuck with?

[lewdacris]

Are we all back?

[tiniestshorts]

[tibets]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

[no-mere-mortals]

I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.

I want it.

[drneverland]

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

[gif87a-com]

Everyday he waits for his owner.

[yung-penis-deactivated20200816]

im gonna hav a heart attack

[robeblr]

Do. It. For . Him.

[juelzsantanabandana]

Good day ladies, might you have any coochie, perhaps?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[tenderstems]

[thejokesondee]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S11E5)

“Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs”

[babzgordon]

Venom: think of yourself as my ride. i know everything, eddie. everything about you. i’m inside your head. you are a loser. me and my alien crew are gonna eat your whole planet. cooperate and you might just survive.

Eddie: refers to himself & venom as “we” for the first time 

Venom: 

[marimopet]

he doesn’t think about you at all. carry on with your work. u have things 2do

[zuw]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

[tulparightsactivist]

Look at this fucking chad

[saltrat88]

Damn.

[houstonwehaveadog]

Australia is a foreign planet.

[lampfaced]

[dryadgirlie]

[thingstolovefor]

[tavon-hamlet]

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

[crimeshetyped]

Uncle Phil was raw af

[justalineinasong0]

Panic! At The Disco - She Had The World

[pinkvinyl]

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[lexxnova]

sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

his horrible pronunciation caused a small earthquake