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My Homestuck nsfw appreciation blog.

[kurohaai]

it should be a casual “Dave annoying waking Rose up” scene but then BAM randomness

<<insert dialoglog?>>

[ah-bagels]

Recent Homestuck commission! ^_^

[boypart-blog]

this isnt going anywhere

[gorey-wog-homestuck]

“you will kneel for me, and I will tear into you until your blood stains the ground beneath you. I will remove your limbs one articulating joint at a time, and hold your beating heart up for you to see… Very few humans get the opportunity to observe their own internal working parts. If you are interested, I could identify each of your organs for you as I pull them out and set them aside.”

Excerpt from chapter seven of Endangered by Mortior. For those of you who haven’t read it, check it out. Also this doesn’t actually happen (to my knowledge. I still need to finish reading it). I thought it would be fun to draw AR’s murder fantasy. I was half right. 

He’s probably telling Dirk random facts about all the organs he pulls out. “Did you know, Dirk, that the liver can regenerate up to two thirds of itself should it be partially removed or destroyed?” and “Did you know that the small intestine is actually much longer than the large intestine, Dirk? It is approximately 20 feet long, whereas the large intestine is only 5 feet long. This might take a while. Try not to pass out again.” Or something like that. :/

[fncyhorsekind-deactivated201302]

[lewdhomestuck]

sntahorsekind:

Hal is innocently collecting data don’t get it twisted

[fishadee]

[lewdhomestuck]

fishadee:

So I joined the hsrarepairswap this year because if I’m going to get into Homestuck I’m apparently going to get INTO it!  I got to do a fill for the wonderful superdancemagic.  I had some options (they were all good) but we all know I’m Stridercest trash and thus Dave on Davesprite was the only REAL option I could pick.

Then I got carried away with a nine page comic.  OOPS.  ENJOY.

Can be seen on AO3 here.

[sgt-spank]

You asked for cuddling. I’m sorry. This is not cuddling.

[animatedpint-deactivated2016030]

♪ Hot, desperate grinding practise. ♥

Can’t get EriSol out of my head

[dacaton]

tell jake to trim his nails next time

[animatedpint-deactivated2016030]

Hhhh

[insecureillustrator]

Fullview. The Dirkcest tag is quiet again, and this simply will not do!

My computer seems to be …*ogles it suspiciously* working again, albeit sans a graphics card now. Yesterday I drew a disjointed, messy -pencil- Dirkcest pic while my machine was being stubborn, but we don’t have a working camera/scanner so I had to redraw it in Photoshop today to show it. Which is just as well because it’s much better this way anyway (My art sucks without the undo/transform to save me and make it look like I know what I’m doing). 

[akitsu-47]

Full image here (nsfw). Maybe to be coloured someday.

Moving is tirinng. X_X Especially if one’s sick, too. *collapses* Vent drawing is good, forgive the random nsfw outburst.

These two are forever ruined for me. I can only draw them being ridiculously in love, no matter what they’re doing. 4 Lora. Because she helped ruining them. <3

[shogurunsfw]

[joviandiaries]

i am like 110% more interested in johnkat when there’s a meenah there who knew

a commission for odditycollector! :D

commission info

[odditycollector]

Hey the Internet check out my birthday present that I got myself.

[odditycollector]

I’m still trying to decide on this year’s Birthday Porn, but zero regrets about last time around.

[whoneedssociallife]

Okay but seriously, I have a problem.

And an erection.

(Art’s not mine)

[forestbeasty-deactivated2017110]

ohwell

[my-friend-the-frog]

remember when i promised i would draw demon dirk and dave fucking jake?

ok i failed but have some demon bro and alpha bro fucking jake

[my-friend-the-frog]

and another commission for rika! thanks a lot!!!