lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[stansayshi]

My favorite running joke in b99 is Rosa and Holt, portrayed as emotionless robot-like characters, actually being the Most Dramatic™ members of the squad

[neoyorzapoteca]

The Woman Dies | Aoko Matsuda | Granta Magazine

[amanitacaplan]

Hey, look at us, logging in some quality bro time before the end of the world.

[amanitacaplan]

Hey, look at us, logging in some quality bro time before the end of the world.

[buckybqrnes]

[undeadz-deactivated20191207]

diego: h me, already crying: absolutely superb u funky little knife man

[tildren]

Number Two: Diego Hargreeves 

[umbrellasource]

[rosielv]

SKDKFKSKKS I’M LAUGHING

[shesnake]

i think we’re alone now

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[swordlesbianopinions]

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

[bompie]

[lewintersoldat]

This is where I have laid my affections, with the biggest dorks ever

[lewintersoldat]

This is where I have laid my affections, with the biggest dorks ever

[lewintersoldat]

Imagine your OTP

Person A drunkenly stripping for person B but getting their jumper/tshirt stuck over their face and stumbling out of their clothes but person B just looking at them like "why do I love this idiot"