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[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.

[disasterace1]

What kind of crack did they put in Project Hail Mary for this to be happening to so many people rn...

[grimbeak]

obsessed with just. the entire phrasing and performance of this random tiktok. the uncapitalized 'i's implying the youth of the author. "I think my mom wants me home soon too" SHUT UPPPPPP. only good modern depiction of hades and persephone literally ever. god.

[ferntern]

I love you jumping flash kiwi. The little guy ever.

[pbeeanjay]

all it takes to stop an angel

[pbeeanjay]

like what’s their deal

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[huiracha]

"I Like It"

[hyunpic]

til death do us apart.. or whatever 🩷

[funkylittlebats]

Iron Lung is great bc it asks the question what if the sacrificial lamb was evil. What if the lamb thought itself evil. What if everyone else thought the lamb evil. What if the lamb wasn't evil what if the lamb is just a lamb, bleeting desperately to escape its undue sacrifice. What if the lamb knew it was a sacrifice from the start. What if the lamb just wanted to live. What if the lamb wanted to live so fucking bad. What if the lamb wanted the flock to live more. What if the lamb accepts its own sacrifice, leans into the glinting knife, in the hopes that the flock survives.

[artbeanwithaj]

Iron lung was stunning

[dogpuppy]

[puddlewickdrive]

Sims 3 evil trait, my one true love

[riverlarking]

[caslighting]

@acklesy you’re right and you should say it!

[impostoradult]

This is another one of those, there are multiple layers to this sexual implication/brag.

The Cartwright Twins are a Canadian minor league baseball team. (Made up entirely of men, in case that needed clarifying) 

[pocketsized-prophet]

#supernatural#dean winchester#dean is bi#dean did you FUCK A WHOLE BASEBALL TEAM?????#i mean congrats on the stamina but DUDE#(also they wrote this…they wrote this and filmed it and AIRED IT but WE’RE the crazy ones I…)  @darkshrimpemotions

[strange-aeons]

was trying to get a picture of Khoshekh pondering the orb for tumblr but uh

what the fuck is this???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

[naturalscienceforweirdos]

[kosmogrl]

[kolos013]

Aspencore

[alkatyn]

the tone makes this sound like they have a recurring problem with people trying to join after a bad breakup and are just sick of this shit

[bailesu]

'People who are getting away from a bad breakup' was a major source of recruits for the French Foreign Legion.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I have worked a lot of remote jobs and you have no idea how common it is for someone who just had or got out of a bad interpersonal relationship to decide that they need to find themselves out in the woods and work on their issues, so then they go and get a job that requires close contact with limited group of people and no one else for months on end. And then when they make their bad decisions, (the rebound boyfriend, the one night stand, the long drawn out cry sesh with a bottle of booze in the middle of the night on a work day) they're still stuck with the same 6 people on a mountaintop for another 7 weeks who are all forced into front row seats to bear witness to the ongoing character development until the guy who is nominally in charge has to make a rule about no fucking in the cook tent, because its the only structure big enough for us all to get out of the rain and while we're all glad that Sarah is taking charge of her own life after her boyfriend cheated on her by fucking literally the only eligible man for 200 miles in every direction, the rest of us would like a hot meal.

[loveyazy]

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