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Friday | 28 | alive | liminal device | avatar by slimgiltsoul | ✶✶✶✶

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[toskarin]

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

[technician-the]

Well, that was probably a mistake

[monsterism]

Daria Khlebnikova.

[ttvck]

crawls up to you

[ttvck]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[foodandfriends]

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

[spiribia]

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[lewwd]

That's literally my favorite post ever I can't believe I forgot about it.

[lewwd]

I originally misread it and thought she was asking for a yummy silly please which obviously entered my lexicon immediately

[lewwd]

That's literally my favorite post ever I can't believe I forgot about it.

[silly2tilly]

rosies ordering from mcdonalds ..