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lexaeus | old enough | number V [crack rp for square memeix ]

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Are you okay, large man.

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*Flexes Largely And His Rippling Muscles Create A Shockwave That Travels Through The Entire Mansion. Buff Lexaeus Leaves To Walk His Evening Stroll And The Quake’s Begin.*

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*He Sit’s Down*

[kidienzo]

Oooohhh mmmyyyyy ggooooooood

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What’s The Matter, Ienzo? I’m Sitting Down To Be Smaller

[kidienzo]

Uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh

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*Chuckle’s Largely* How’s Snappy Doing?

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*He Sit’s Down*

[kidienzo]

Oooohhh mmmyyyyy ggooooooood

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What’s The Matter, Ienzo? I’m Sitting Down To Be Smaller

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Stop What? What Am I Doing Wrong, Ienzo?

[kidienzo]

Sssstooooooooooop

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*He Sit’s Down*

[kidienzo]

I miss the times when Lexaeus helped me steal lobsters

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*Lexaeus Stomp’s Towards The Little Boy, The Floor Shaking With Every Step* Hey Ienzo, How’ve You Been?

[kidienzo]

Please stop this,,

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Stop What? What Am I Doing Wrong, Ienzo?

[kidienzo]

I miss the times when Lexaeus helped me steal lobsters

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*Lexaeus Stomp’s Towards The Little Boy, The Floor Shaking With Every Step* Hey Ienzo, How’ve You Been?

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he woke up from a nine year coma and i could’ve played it cool and give him the venom snake route but No i went with buff heuy

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Milky?

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the inspiration for the New and Improved Lexaeus

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Hey Guy’s! I Heard Someone Here Just Got Fucke’d Up! Anyway I Am Here To Remind Everyone To Play Nice, Or The God Of Milky’s Will Not Bless You With Bountiful Enrichment This Year! See You Guy’s At The Milk Festival! *Lexaeus Stomp’s Away Merrily; His Large Step’s Creating A Small Chaos Within The Hall. Someone Is Gonna Have To Clean Up This Mess. The Mess Lexaeus Did Not Realize He Made.

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Fools. You Cannot Kill A God

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*Chuckle’s Largely*

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i’m surprised my muscle mass was kept intact even after being in a coma for 9 whole years

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[wakes up after 9 years in a coma]

[brokenoatmeal]

hay dady (;

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don’t you ever call me that ever again

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[wakes up after 9 years in a coma]

[formersixth]

OH THANK GOD

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[loopy smile] good morning

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[wakes up after 9 years in a coma]