Just Rambling

Somewhere to put my random fic ideas in the hopes that someone sees them and writes them

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Scott and Kip are fighting and Carter is worried they’re going to get a divorce so he sits them down to act as a therapist and asks how they can fix this. Kip jokingly says something like “Getting you in out bed would solve most of the issues.” Kip only meant it as a joke but Carter is like “I willing to try if you think that’ll help” and thirty minutes later, Kip riding Carter like his life depends on it while Scott watches with his dick in his hand. Scott cannot believe Kip’s plan worked.

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AU where Shane never meets Rose because he stays at the bar and leaves with the hot bartender instead. At the all star game, Ilya is fishing for information about the nameless, faceless ghost because he knows Shane has someone else, he just can’t prove it.

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Pop Superstar Ilya (who left Russia years ago and settled in Canada, and is openly bisexual) is on a morning show promoting his new album when he admits (either on purpose or by accident) that the lead single, and current #1 song in the world, was inspired by a male hockey player. The internet is scrambling to figure out who Ilya is talking about. Meanwhile Shane is praying the song is about him and that he might actually have a chance with Ilya.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@queenielacy wrote this amazing fic for this prompt! Check it out!

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A few years Post TLG, Montreal players start going missing. The police can’t figure out why these players have seemingly vanished into thin air. They have no leads, no evidence, it’s all dead ends. The city, the organization, the league is on edge. Initially, they were worried this might be an attack on all hockey players but it seemed to be only directed at Montreal. Then, the commissioner goes missing. Vanishing without a trace. Again, the police have no leads and are left hopeless.

Ilya is laying on the couch. Shane is laying on top of his husband as they watch the news story about the missing commissioner. “It’s a good thing JJ is in Boston.” Shane says. JJ left Montreal after his contract was up and signed with Boston.

“Yes, he is safe there. Him and Cliff are having fun. I see their stories,” Ilya says as he rubs circles into Shane’s back. Shane then raises up to look Ilya in the eyes. “Don’t hurt Hayden.”

“What are yo-.”

“Do not hurt Hayden.” Shane repeats. A silent understanding passing between them.

“I’m done. I saved the commissioner for last.”

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@brookeshodgeswrites wrote a fantastic fic for this prompt! Check it out!

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AU where Cliff and Ilya used to hookup. There were never any romantic feelings. They’re just besties that would occasionally hookup. When Ilya and Shane marry, Cliff makes a joke to Shane about how he has to find him a replacement since he took Ilya. Cliff only meant it as a joke but Shane took it seriously. A few weeks later, Cliff gets this text: “Hey! This is JJ. I got your number from Ilya. Shane said you were looking for a roster replacement😈”

After they hookup for the first time, Cliff sends a thank you text to Shane and promises to get him a gift, and then tells Ilya that JJ is so much better in bed. “I saw God, Ilya. He made me see God.”

“You saw a demon.”

“Whatever it was, I saw it and I liked it. Now, would Shane prefer flowers or a gift basket?”

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AU where JJ and Cliff become besties and start exchanging notes on their respective locker rooms. Cliff tells him how Ilya always disappears when they’re in Montreal and JJ talks about Shane vanishing in Boston. The two are nosy so they decide to follow Ilya. JJ picks Cliff up at the hotel and watch as Ilya leaves. They follow behind his cab until they reach the destination. They watch Ilya get out of the car and go to the door. The door opens and they’re shocked to see Shane ushering Ilya in. They talk about it and come to the conclusion that Shane and Ilya are friends but due to the league pushing the rivalry, they can’t be friends publicly. After that day, Cliff tells Ilya about JJ and JJ talks about Cliff with Shane. They hope their friendship will let them see they can be friends out in the open. After Shane and Ilya are outted, JJ and Cliff realized they actually witnessed one of their hookups.

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Luca staying with Shane and Ilya for a few days while his place is being fumigated. He’s lying in bed when Hollanov’s sex sounds fill his room. Luca sends a video to the team group chat (the one without Shane and Ilya). It’s of him staring blankly into the camera. In the background, you can clearly hear Ilya moaning loudly. Luca is like ‘I can’t listen to Shane suck Ilya’s soul out of his body for the next 2 days. Can I stay with one of you?’ and Troy is like ‘You can come over and listen to me suck Harris’s soul out of his body’ and the other players respond with similar stuff like ‘You’re welcomed to listen to me fuck my wife’ and Luca remembers he’s a hockey player with money and checks into a hotel.

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Ilya has surgery on his shoulder in the off season. The surgery is considered a minor one and everything goes well. He walks up from surgery high as a kite but otherwise fine. Yuna, David, and Shane are talking to Ilya when a nurse walks in. The nurse explains he’s here to examine the small incision and check the stitches but when he tries to pull down the hospital gown, Ilya freaks out and tells him no. “I’m married!” He slurs out. “Happily married!” They try to explain that the nurse is just doing his job but Ilya isn’t having it. Only Shane can undress him so Shane peels back the gown enough for the nurse to look at the stitches. Shane apologizes for Ilya’s outburst but the nurse shrugs them off and says it was actually kind of cute.

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After the Centaurs win the cup, they go out partying. A video, posted by an anon account, of Ilya twerking on Shane goes viral. Troy post a video of him twerking on Harris. Bood post a video of him attempting to twerk on his wife and the other Centaurs players follow suit, posting videos of them twerking on their respective partners (or the air if they’re single). Harris briefly updates the Centaurs bio to ‘Twerk Team’.

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Omegaverse AU where Shane doesn’t get a chance to run away during tuna melt-gate because Beta Shane and Alpha Ilya accidentally bond on Ilya’s couch. Ilya can no longer play hockey because bonded Alphas can be aggressive and endanger the other players. Shane is worried Ilya will hate him for taking him away from hockey but Ilya isn’t that broken up about it because 1) he gets Shane, 2) he moves to Canada and gets citizenship, 3) he doesn’t have to go back to Russia, and 4) when his family ask him for money, he can rightfully say that he no longer has a job and can’t support them. When they ask about Shane’s money, he tells them he’s beta runs a strict program and he doesn’t have access to any of his money. That’s not true, Shane lets Ilya get whatever he wants because he still feels guilty over the bonding and him being forced out of hockey, but they don’t have to know that.

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First of love your work, second I've had this idea rolling in my mind for awhile so im dumping it on you, im sorry.

Basically Shane never gets along with Troy and after he moves to the Centaurs it's worse he's barely talking to him or just straight up ignoring him.

Ilya is struggling because it's his bbf and hubby.

One day there's a fight in the locker room one day either Ilya or Harris confront Shane about this and he snaps and this he goes something like,

"You know what was the first thing Barret told me on the ice? 'Is your mom slanty down there as well, I did always love a orient girl.'"

I just need a BAMF Shane

I have no idea how it ends but ya that's my rambling

I love the idea of Shane being a bit weary of Troy especially when he first comes to Ottawa. He doesn’t know if Troy has actually turned over a new leaf or if he’s just pretending so he’s kind of standoffish and doesn’t interact with Troy all that much to keep the peace and the one day, like you mentioned, blowing up and being like “actually I don’t really like you or trust you”

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A few years after they’re married, Ilya and Shane decide they want to start a family. They decide they want two kids. Shane isn’t quite ready to step away from hockey, so they decide that Ilya will carry the first and Shane will have the second child a few years later. Ilya becomes pregnant soon after the conversation and Ilya discovers, over the course of the pregnancy, that he really likes being pregnant. After their daughter is born, Ilya asks Shane if he can carry the next baby as well and Shane is fine with that. Two kids turn into three and then four and then five. When Ilya announces that he’s pregnant with their sixth child, #Shanestayoffhim trends for three days straight.

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Do you remember that old Reddit post where the guy thought he was homophobic but actually he was in love with his bestie?

Well Carter loves Scott and Kip, platonically of course. He loves hanging out with them but when he watches them hug and kiss, he gets this feeling in the pit of his stomach. It irritates and frustrates him, but he can’t figure out why. He’s thinking about it one night and the thought crosses his mind that he might be homophobic and he’s horrified. Scott is his bestie and he’s grown to love Kip just as much as he loves Scott. He always thought he didn’t have any issues with gay people, especially Scott and Kip, but maybe he does. Maybe he just pushed it down since he loves Scott, and didn’t want their friendship to end, but now it’s bubbling up to the surface and he can’t hide it anymore. He has to get a handle on this for the sake of his friendship and team dynamics.

Carter starts researching how not to be a homophobe and how to be more accepting. He creates a burner Reddit account and explains the situation before asking how to be better. Someone responds, “Dude, I don’t think you’re homophobic. I think you’re in love with them.” A bunch of people agree, but Carter thinks that can’t be right because he’s straight. He thinks maybe he didn’t do a good job explaining everything in the Reddit post and tries to correct people, but they double down on him being in love.

Carter thinks they’re wrong but one night he’s hanging out with Scott and Kip. They’re cuddling on the couch and Carter catches himself thinking about how nice it would be to be in between them and Carter is like, “Well, fuck!”

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/87196031

@espresso-tonlc wrote a fantastic fic for this. Check it out!

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Yuna is on set with Shane and Ilya when the photographer’s assistant tells her they’re ready to begin. She turns to tell Shane and Ilya, but they’re not there. She goes to the dressing room, and the two are not there either. She runs around the set, trying to find them, but they’re no where to be found. She tries calling them but gets no answer. She decides to go outside because they’re definitely not in the building. She walks outside to the back of the building, and the sight makes her heart leap. Ilya has his back against the building,mand Shane is standing in front of him. Ilya’s arms are wrapped around Shane while Shane gestures to the ‘No Smoking’ sign above Ilya’s head. They’re both laughing. Ilya leans in to press his face in Shane’s neck as the two giggle. Yuna snaps a quick photo of them before going back to momager mode and telling them they have work to do. After the shoot, she sends the picture to them. Ilya posts the photo with the caption ‘This isn’t the first time Shane has cornered me in No Smoking areas’ and Shane comments ‘You liked it both times’ and the internet is abuzz with new Hollanov lore.

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David Hollander signs up for IG to post pictures of his hot wife but after Shane and Ilya are outted and married, his IG goes from being a Yuna Hollander fan page to a Yuna, Shane and Ilya fan page. He loves to post candid shots and videos of his three favorite people and his IG account blows up overnight. Millions of people follow his page to see the cute videos of them at brunch and a random photo of Shane carrying Ilya on his back. He turns down a number of brand deals because he just wants to keep the page about his family. He never tells Yuna that he turns down brand deals because he knows she’ll put him six feet under.

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Angsty MPreg AU where Shane accidentally gets pregnant during their hookup era. Ilya goes over to Shane’s thinking they’re going to hook like normal but Shane tells him that he’s pregnant. Ilya bolts out of the hookup condo without saying anything. A week passes and Ilya finally comes to his senses. He reaches out to Shane but Shane just sends back one message: ‘Don’t worry. There’s no baby’. Ilya continues to reach out, trying to repair the relationship but Shane doesn’t respond. He’s forced to keep up with Shane through ESPN and other news pieces.

Years later, Cliff runs into team gym and shoves a magazine in his face. It’s GQ and Shane is on the cover. The cover reads “Shane Hollander Comes Out: “I’m Proud of Who I Am”. Ilya reads the article and Shane talks about being with someone years ago and how they let him down when he needed them most, and how it took him a while to move on. Shane gives very coy answers about his currently relationship status and that makes Ilya’s stomach drop. Ilya sends Shane a congratulatory text acknowledging the article. He hasn’t gotten a response in years and isn’t expecting one but Shane says thanks and Ilya thinks this maybe his way back in.

It isn’t.

His hopes are dashed when Shane posts a picture of him laying on a couch. There’s a man laying on him, his face buried in Shane’s neck. Ilya couldn’t see his face but could see the man’s pretty brown skin, free from imperfections, toned back and toned arms. The caption read: ‘2 happy years with you’. Soon, there’s a face reveal, a hard launch, and Ilya watches the relationship progress through IG. He sees then get engaged, get married and when Ilya sees the ultrasound picture with Shane’s caption reading ‘our family of 2 will become 4 in July’ something inside of him finally breaks.

Those twins should be his.

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you have a kip x scott x carter post and so i need u to know someone i know is actually writing nyc polycule (kip x scott x carter x gloria) stuff btw because i think u (and others) might like it ! nyc polycule 4ever imo

https://archiveofourown.org/series/6167561

I’ve actually read these and they’re so good! I love the nyc polycule!