You Stay Classy @lexiconlynn - Tumblr Blog

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

punkrock-bottom

Guys I’m starting to think this darkness festering within me is maybe not a sex thing

punkrock-bottom

Guys I’m starting to think this darkness festering within me is maybe not a sex thing

punkrock-bottom

Guys I’m starting to think this darkness festering within me is maybe not a sex thing

o-kurwa

lousolversons

how do you reconcile with liking morally imprehensible content and problematic media?

i dont reconcile w anything bc i dont give a shit thanks for sending me this batshit ask tho

schistcity

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

solivagantingrebel

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

evil-britney

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

you mean, skin?

degenerate-perturbation

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

bewbin

you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

theconcealedweapon

catboygirljoker

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.