story of my life

i'm just a teenage bag of dirt, baby. kwiiiisten

[smvllwcrlds-deactivated20190826]

hello. i’m sebastian. i ruin pictures like this one. my best friend is a white fluffy dog named noodle. i act sometimes but mostly hide away in new york city.

@ romanianbucky

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

[pikarar]

My entry for Uniqlo’s Pokemon contest!

[dojacat]

[ruinedchildhood]

[lexiegreystan]

evening 

[prophecygirlsource]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Some Assembly Required (2.02)

’ Darn. I have cheerleader practice tonight. ’

[femcassidy]

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

[femcassidy]

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[mesopelagic]

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

#*eats all the drywall in your house*

[thecryptkeeper]

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

[itsallavengers]

Aunt May being a supportive GODDAMN parent to Peter !!! Letting him be spiderman and actively supporting him because she knows that it’s so important to him and she wants him to Be! The best he can Be!!!! I love her!!!!

[stormstarks]

Me, watching the Spider-Man Far From Home Trailer, sobbing: fucking superb you funky little spider

[sensorygif]

sensory

[lexiegreystan]

hello

[lexiegreystan]

we’re best friends. confirmed.

[notcriousgemini-blog]

hey y'all, i’m kai. harvard law. just kidding. half man, half photographer, half guacamole. since we’ve moved on from the ‘die hard is/isn’t a christmas movie’ narrative, i’d like to discuss harry potter as a movie about gang culture. if you’re ever interested in talking absolute nonsense or want to know any fucked up historical facts, hmu @ guccislydes