This Is Why I Wasn’t Drafted In The Gulf War

Mullet top-knot connoisseur. Almost always nsfw. Trans. They/He ao3 user gentlyfillmyveins

[tinfishstringtheory]

Hello!

I have a couple side blogs. If you suspect I followed you for one or more of these fandoms, pop on over there too!

Justified (especially givenson) - thisshitgetsmehard

The Pitt - captainscurvysvitaminc

[ducissatenebrarum]

[mothermoosemayhaps]

[stillarriving]

sleepover with uncle-father-savior-grace, question?

buddy… just grace. please. and yes, of course you can stay

[garak-pussy-indulgence]

I've returned from another live Shakespeare (Hamlet) to bring news of one of the most jaw-dropping new acting choices I've seen.

Picture this: Gertrude, chalice in hand. The King stands; "Gertrude, do not drink."

She turns to him, her expression confused at first. They stare at each other in silence, she studies his face.

Then it dawns on her. Her expression hardens into steel. She stares straight into his eyes, and slowly raises the cups to her lips, glaring daggers into him the whole time. She walks back to her seat next to him, eyes never leaving his, daring him to say something, knowing that he won't.

[gremlinsminion]

Alan Cumming, Nasty Pig photoshoot via IG

[campcumming]

alan cumming, hamlet. 1993.

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[tinfishstringtheory]

[runasulienadanika]

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

[faustique]

can you believe humans were literally gifted a planet overflowing with trees, fruit, water, medicine, and sunshine and somehow we said collectively, 'cool, let's invent debt, capitalism, and war.'

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 15 hours 4 minutes

[loth-caatgirl]

[asaflowerblossoms]

Me: what are you up to, my dude!? Want to chill?

My 148-year old friend: please, I'm begging you, kill me. Let me die. I think I'm supposed to be dead.

Me: 😂😂😂 you're so funny man

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[heywriters]

^^^

[rozanovshane]

there’s many home videos of baby shane toddling around with his puck plushie like “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” and you can hear yuna in the background like “PUCK, baby!”