calm

[destroymylife]

[iv-fischer]

him: hey :) me: you’re lying

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[evilidiot]

[prominent-nipple]

[blackmodel]

STOP it

[budacub]

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

[kochamchleb]

[deactivated-blog]

just me and an old buddy :]

[yourgoat]

i thought this was an oil painting

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

Fuck me as hard as life does

[intergalacticboner]

when he cums on you 5 times already and you ask for more but he asks “isn’t that too much”

[shadygay]

this made me homophobic

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

scroll wheel???? whats a scroll wheel tf…

[gothraccoon-deactivated20211114]

are you guys talkin about the

mouse clit?

[cognitohazardous]

[passionate-souls]

[on-your-knees-n-obey-rip-deacti]

All I want for Christmas is your nudes.

[ruinedchildhood]

This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze.

[yellunz-blog]

[lexquisiteocean]

Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?

Me:

Me:

Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

[thebootydiaries]

me for 1 week after someone tells me i smell good

[brokebackboys]

yall know so much about astrology

[willow]

We’re all just making shit up as we go

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

wheres capricorn

[cirex22]

Wheres capricorn: capricorn