[teenscoolest]

[smitethestate]

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

[imtotallystoked]

Yikes

[sprigglebearstudios]

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here

[spidaerman]

The one and only Spiderman: Miles Morales

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

[tackled]

[weheartchrisevans]

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[mckitterick]

Tiny wild mice in their natural environments. See lots more at the source: X

[gettheheckityheckouttahere]

when you see a cute service dog but you can’t pet them bc they’re just trying to do their job

[thatmarvelagent]

dorks

[benjafin-deactivated20220415]

it’s not hard to incorporate they/them pronouns into a fantasy world some of y’all are just cowards 

[penname-tbd]

it’s not hard to incorporate they/them pronouns into any setting some of y'all are just cowards

[benjafin-deactivated20220415]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent addition yes

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[squided]

i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and

i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly

[one-in-lemillion]

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

[doremiduck]

[wadey-wilson]

a fic writer: *ends a chapter with huge drama and ugly tears* ‘til the next update!

me:

[drsarcasticraspberry]

me, the writer:

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[jimmyneuteredtron]

Kim Pastabowl