masshole.

Amanda. 24. CT. Horse mom. Certified crazy pug lady. Liberal Snowflake.

[cats-on-cocaine]

[lezachusetts-blog]

I think I need to sleep for five years

[peta2]

Do you?

[vilebeggar-deactivated20170618]

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig

[sadorlandofan]

FUCK.

[bisexualgambit]

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[javsyferr]

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[fuks]

[sexysuggestion]

i want to kiss you until we fall asleep, our lips still touching

[lezachusetts-blog]

are you kidding me I need my own bed

[gambleskill-deactivated20180906]

[womanifesting]

[gonetitty]

[jenniferlawurence]

[thecommonchick]

Us: Can we get 3 way FaceTime & better quality charging cables ? 

Apple: 

[lezachusetts-blog]

Hottest album of 2017 coming soon 🔥

[charlottecors]