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She/they I have no clue what I'm doing but I'm doing it It has been decided. Call me Noodle. Uh ok so I'm not questioning my gender but I'm kinda unsure about presentation so like. Maybe call me Cal sometimes? I don't fucking know I will be swearing You have been warned In the words of my cousin (@tigerbeancoffee) "guys help how do I tumblr"

[lezboondangernoodle]

Ok. So... this is day 2 on tumblr, I'm making my own post bc I can(and I'm taking inspo from @tigerbeancoffee cuz idk what I'm doing, thank you tiger)

Hello, I'm trying my best (in tumblr and life) I'll try to check tumblr for notifications, but might not? So, stuff about me ig

I like a buncha dif shows: hazbin hotel, helluva boss, the good place, she-ra, avatar(the show, never seen the blue people movie), the owl house

books too: Keeper of the Lost Cities, Percy Jackson, heartstopper, the eyes are the best part, the obsession, nimona

music: The Hu, Bloodywood, slayer, Hamilton, queen, girl in red, girli, I've heard great (gay) things about Chappell roan but haven't gotten around to listening much(I'll update ig)

other shit: I like rocks, baking, stuffies, fidgets, uhhh yeah.

random me things!: I have autism, adhd, anxiety, I'm gay(surprise! You never would've guessed), my age is none of anyone's business unless you know me (or Tiger, friends of tiger are allowed to know), I LOVE food, and making food, I can do some piano stuff

there are other things, but uh, here's the main shit ig?? Yeah.

I'll try to make tags? Idrk how to this yet

Ok. Eat, drink maybe, have a good day, but all of these things can get hard sometimes, so it's ok to not, you'll have more chances.

NOODLE OUT

[treefey]

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

[deadbishop-blog]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Evidently landlord and lawyer were some rough slander 250 years ago, maybe we still have some things in common with the founding fathers

[silencedrowns]

my favorite thing about this movie is that it pissed off Nixon so badly (by having a song about how conservatives are obstructionist) that he tried to not only have the song cut but also get the negatives for that scene destroyed and they only added the song back in decades later

it’s on YouTube now though! So you can watch the musical number that made Nixon do a whiny baby tantrum!

[beemovieerotica]

shout out to the film’s editor who back in the 1970’s completely hid the negatives for that scene for decades allowing us to have it restored for the 2002 re-release

[wiltking]

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[charlesoberonn]

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

[memory-thought]

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

[charlesoberonn]

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

[notaboyscout]

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

[charlesoberonn]

[queen-of-dirt]

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

[charlesoberonn]

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

[charlesoberonn]

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

[morphimus]

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

[the-pump-king-deactivated202206]

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

[ryderdai]

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

[busket]

"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL

[littlecuriousprincess]

Every Black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[pineapple-cheese-bread]

So this started as something sweet and genuine and then it kinda devolved so un, Imagine.

Grace and Rocky on the way to Erid going through musicals and they find Epic the musical, and Grace explains the story of the Odyssey, and how Odysseus took 20 years to return home and how Penelope waited all that time rejection any suitors and tricking them ect ect.

Rocky, rightfully so, says hes like Odysseus which means Adrian is like Penelope, and what if they waited just like here? So Epic playing on loop in the Hail Mary, cause Rockys using it to manifest the best case sernario for himself.

As they approach Erid Grace suggests that he should sing 'Would you fall in love with me again' to Adrain, since, you know, Rocky agrees but points out that Adrian wont know Penelopes lines so what are they gonna do? And Grace just goes 'Don't worry I got you'

Cue Adrian finally seeing their mate for the first time in over 50 years, and they have a very interesting and diseased alien, and they're one of the first Eridians to great them and you're mate says they surprise and then he and the alien start singing (to each other??) Asking if they would fall in love again? And how your mate apparently has blood on their hands? And what is a wedding be exactly?

Grace and Rocky see no problems with what their doing.

[bucket-of-axilotl]

i cant stop laughing at this

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[approaching-the-scrungularity]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[caspercryptid]

I would actually go as far as to say that MOST abuse is unintentional. I think most people will go through their lives without ever experiencing intentional abuse. People are abusive because they're selfish, because they're stressed, because they care more about what society thinks they should do than the impacts of their actions on their children and partners, because they think what they're doing is correct, because they've made it make sense in their own heads, because they think they can fix their victims, they think they can fix their relationships, they think they can stop you from leaving, they think they can make you a better partner to them, they think that means you need to do what they want. We've sort of constructed mental illness in a way that doing this shit to other people counts as a form of mental illness because it is anti social behavior in the literal sense— it is behavior that causes social harm.

I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[egg-ify]

i’m projecting my periods cramps onto them

happy pride month!! we are sharing in the pain

[shimamitsu]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[xarci-nonmu]

i formed my opinion of live action cinema from super hero movies and also responses to it like "the boys" and i can tell you that all movies are bad and for babies