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hiring pro gamers to play overwatch with me :) you don’t have to be good actually i just want to meet new people who like to scream at their computer screens as well ..,,,, plz
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Good reasons to get stronger:
Lift girlfriend.
Lift wife (someday, I hope).
Protect women.
Intimidate men.
adhd is thinking the airpod memes are super funny but recognizing that the whole “hey! aw no they can’t hear us, FUCK they can’t hear us HEY” are life just in general bc of that bad bad audio processing
my adhd friend, you have homework to do. Oh my god they’re hyperfocusing. They cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK
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need a girlfriend asap to play video games with and cuddle. pls message me this is urgent oh my god.
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ask me questions or tell me stuff about yourself. thank u.
due to personal reasons, I will be sitting on your face tonight
Headcanons for Mom/Dad! Soldier 76/Rein/Moira.Btw I love your works!!❤️❤️❤️
Aaaaa ty so much! We tried on these, not 100% sure of how great they are, but an attempt was sure as hell made.
Soldier: 76
Fanny pack dad.
Barbeques at least once a month.
Teaches his kids self-defense.
Hawaiian shirts.
Has an authoritative parenting style.
Makes them a hearty breakfast.
Super proud.
Would get his kids a puppy, probably a golden retriever or something along those lines.
Keeps granola bars in his fanny pack in case his kids get hungry.
Would be the type to have a gun casually beside him when his kids’ dates come to pick them up.
Has #1 dad mug.
Probably plays golf on the weekend.
Super big part of their lives.
There for every ceremony and birthday.
Cries at their prom and graduation.
Road trips are a must.
Reinhardt
Would be super protective if he had daughters
Any possible suitor/suitress’s will have a hell of a time trying to take Reinhardt’s daughter(s) on a date.
Might make an exception for prom and such.
For son’s he’d be more willing to let them date.
Would want to raise his kids to be physically active.
Would be one of those cliche dad’s who is the coach of the football team, but not an asshole about it.
Would show up at PTA meetings.
All of them.
His 7’4” self sitting on one of those shitty metal folding chairs.
Surrounded by PTA, soccer moms debating over whether salt should be in the food or not
He’s just there to make sure that the students (mostly his kids) are being treated right
Spoils the hell out of his children.
Would tell horrible dad jokes.
Puns everywhere. (*Kids say something mean to him* - “Guys, you’re breaking my Rein-HEART).
Christmas is a huge ordeal.
The stack of presents is bigger than the tree.
Would lug his kids around on his shoulder.
Kids aren’t going to their room when they’re supposed to? Swoops them over his shoulder and takes them there himself.
You know that game where the dad hurdles his kids in the air?
That’s his favorite.
Constantly gives sweet advice, such as “Always follow your dreams :)”. His kids are always able to confide in him.
Would want his kids really healthy, so no junk food.
His kids would be allowed to hang out with their friends, but he’d want to know the name of who they’re hanging out with, if there’s going to be parent supervision, the parent’s phone number, etc. etc.
Would only want a couple of kids, that way he can devote plenty of time and attention to them, so they don’t feel neglected.
Torbjorn’s kids are always coming over and are seen as cousins.
Moira
Helicopter parent.
Would most likely want to adopt rather than have bio kids.
Protective of her children.
Tries to keep them as in the dark about Talon as possible.
Pretty much no one in Talon knows about her kids except for Sombra cuz she’s a snoopy bitch.
Would probably pick out her kids outfits until they’re actually capable of choosing things that match.
Would do cute science experiments with them.
Her child would for sure win the science fair.
All of the science scholarships.
Would educate her child by giving actual reasons and being rational rather than saying “because I said so.”
Her child’s science teacher fears her :)
Would want an irish name.
Kid would definitely learn Gaeilge.
Her kids’ nails would always be dope as fuck. Acrylics all the way.
Hairstyles would be stylish as hell.
Would paint the nursery in pastel colors.
A million stuffed animals and educational toys.
Doesn’t take a lot of photos, but has some cute videos here and there.
Makes her kid lunch because she doesn’t trust the school food.
Even if her children aren’t naturally prodigies, she’ll raise them to be so.
Is the type to not want her kid to date until they’re 30.
Is very accepting of her kids’ beliefs and ideas
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Is there anyway you could do a hanzo relationship headcanon sfw and nsfw? please and thank you (if you haven’t done it already!!)
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Slow to open up.
Because of the chaos that comes with his work, he’d probably like doing domestic things, so he’d probably cook while you clean the dishes or vice versa.
He’d want a clean home for sure.
Since he’s so reserved, he doesn’t care for PDA, but sometimes you can get away with giving him a quick kiss on the cheek when no one is looking.
He’d act like he disliked it, but really he’d be embarrassed and blush a tad bit. Not enough for others to realize, but you’d know him well enough to tell.
You two usually stay in on the weekends, but if it’s a special occasion he likes to take you out.
Get some booze in this man and he’ll open up a tad bit.
He’d probably like sake since it reminds him of home, or something sophisticated like wine or a high rack whiskey
Whenever you’re alone behind closed doors, he’s much more relaxed.
He’s kind of like a cat.
He won’t be smothering you with affection, but he’d probably mull around in the same room as you, whether he realizes it or not.
When he finally manages to work his way over to your side, he’d probably sit there all prim and proper until you initiate the first touches.
Once he’s more relaxed, he’d love to use your thighs as a pillow, and if you use this opportunity to play with his hair, you won’t regret it.
Seeing as he doesn’t open up to many people, he’s touched starved, so something like brushing your hand through his hair would make him melt.
Eventually he grows to love this so much that it becomes a pretty common routine in your lives.
You’d be reading a book or scrolling through your phone and he would mozy on over and put his head on your lap.
It’s relaxing to him, so please just let this poor man rest on your lap.
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Enjoys being close to his partner in these intimate moments.
His favorite position would probably be missionary or something else where he can see your face, because he likes to see your reactions to what he’s doing.
This is partially because he loves the faces that you make, and partially because he wants to make sure that he isn’t hurting you.
Though he is usually on top, he wouldn’t mind it if you dominated him from time to time
Whether he’s gentle or rough depends on the day.
If you have morning sex or if he felt like making it up to you after an argument, it’d be gentle and slow, and he’d whisper praises into your ear.
This would also be when you’d most likely find yourself the dominant one
If it’s after a stressful day or when he’s just in a mood, it’d be a little rougher and a little faster
If you have the whole weekend to yourselves, he might indulge himself and share one of his kinks with you
This would most likely be shibari
He’d take his time, teasing you as he tied you up.
If you have breasts, he’d also enjoy breast bondage, and is a big fan of the itty bitty titty committee, but would also appreciate the way your boobs look tied up if you have a bustier chest.
He’d probably also be into overstimulation, and days like this would be perfect for that.
He’d constantly be checking up on you, ensuring that you’re okay throughout, but would be less cautious and more forward once he knows your limits.
Afterwards he’d be quick to check for bruises and make sure that you weren’t in any pain.
If you did get any bruises, he’d trail little kisses over them in a way to make up for it.
He’d probably be the type to enjoy giving you a slightly erotic massage afterwards as well, to relax you and make up for any possible bruising or rope marks.
Sombra x Reader
You wake up to a loud crash. At first you’re worried and look to your lover for protection, but she’s nowhere in sight. She’s usually curled up against your side, snoring. You come to the realization that the loud crash must have been her, as it came from the kitchen.
You get up, stretch, and saunter into the kitchen quietly, hoping to surprise her. Once you reach the kitchen, you see a scattered Sombra, clanging around in the cupboards. She’s cooking something that smells different than what you’re used to, and so delicious.
“Follame…” she mutters under her breath. You clear your throat causing her to jump and turn around.
“Do not sneak up on me like that, someday I’m going to accidentally deck you or something, princesa.” Her thick accent makes your heart flutter.
“Whatcha makin’?” You ask, genuinely curious, as the aroma left you drooling.
“Las tortillas de patatas, princesa. You said you never had them yesterday.” She says turning back to the stove. “I didn’t mean to wake you by the way, it was supposed to be a breakfast-in-bed sort of thing.”
“MIERDA. I fucking burnt them. It’s all your fault,” She continued, “You deserve to be punished.”
“I don’t really think it was my fault, you’re the one that got distr-” You start, but you’re quickly cut-off by a hard kiss.
“Mami, what are we going to do with you, huh?” She whispers, causing your heart to beat faster.
You’ve just recently started to get used to this side of Sombra, as you were used to seeing a battle-hardened bitch, that didn’t take any shit; now all you see is this beautiful woman, who loves you more than life itself.
“I don’t know,” you smirk. “What are you going to do?”
She laughs at your attempt at flirtatious banter and whispers, “Oh princesa, I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never felt before.”
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Could you do some McCree relationship headcanons? Thanks so much!
Ngl it’s 1:30 AM, so we put in some shit-post tier stuff in the nsfw, but it was funny to us in the moment. Hope this is somewhat what you wanted and that you don’t mind the nsfw at the end
King of PDA.
Loves giving you kisses on the forehead or cheek.
Very loyal obviously.
If anyone gives you shit while together at the bar, he’ll usually tell’em off, but if they continue being vulgar or too pushy, he’ll probably punch them, pay for your tab, and drag you out of there.
Super flirtatious with you, even as you get more comfortable with each other.
You could think you look like shit, and he’d still say you’re beautiful and call you sweetheart.
Pet names are a must. He’d call you sweetheart, sugarpie, muffin-baby, lovely, sweetie, baby, etc.
Darlin’ and sweetheart are his two favorites
If you didn’t give this full grown man a cute pet name he would be destroyed
Sass-master
You’d say “fuck me” when angry and he’d ask you when and where
He’s super chill around you, so even when you’re angry he’s still smiling his butt off
When you sleep together he takes all of the bed up, so you’ll probably have to lay on him
Moves in his sleep
Probably dreams about you and talks to you in his sleep
Could be something as sweet as “I love you” or something as creepy as “guess I’ll have to take you away.”
Sounds bad out of context, but he promises that the dream was sweet and well intentioned.
Country accent gets increasingly prominent as he gets more tired.
Would love to cook
Whether he’s the best or not, he still loves the idea of being homemaker-ish
Loves the little things like how you laugh and how goofy your hair looks in the morning
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You ride that ‘stache all night long.
Very giving.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy ;)
Can be dominant but loves when you take over.
High-key has a slight roleplay kink
Loves to roleplay as a horse lmao
Loves calling you princess
Body adoration 110% of the time
He loves starting things either late night or early morning
He’d probably have a preference for nipple play, but would also adore your thighs.
Expect hickeys on hard to hide places and everywhere else
Would whisper in your ears all sultry-like
Could you do some headcanons for Ashe? Please and thanks.
Is very smug when it comes to your relationship.
Proud of being in a relationship with you, so she’ll show you off to everyone, including her gang buddies.
Is extremely loyal.
Would literally take a bullet for you.
If someone’s flirting with you, she’d distract you and whisk you away, while signaling to her gang buddies to get the person the fuck out.
If you’re struggling financially, she’ll probably attempt to take care of you in that regard. (Would rob a bank and give you *some* of the money).
Gets super protective if you get around McCree, since she knows that he has a flirtatious manner.
Though she’s open about her being part of a gang, she wouldn’t want you to join, since she thinks that it would complicate the relationship and put you in danger.
If you’re interested in cosmetics, she’d love to do your makeup.
Have you seen that woman’s eyeliner?
She’d make you look like a god(dess), even though she’d insist that you look just as pretty without the makeup.
She’d also love to paint each others nails, but she’d prefer if you kept hers black.
She would love the idea of getting a matching tattoo, if you’re into that.
A tired Ashe is an adorable Ashe.
When she’s exhausted after a heist, she gets very cuddly.
When she isn’t tired, the two of you would probably fall asleep on opposite sides of the bed, but when you wake up, she’d be latched onto your side.
Probably wouldn’t want to get out of bed in the morning.
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D.va x Reader
You run up to meet Hana (D.va) - you’ve wanted this for years - ever since you witnessed her save your city. So you came to this awards ceremony being held in the city, where she is signing autographs.
Once you reach her she turns to you and says, “NERF THIS.” Then she explodes, killing you in the process.