Beer Bacon & Bitches

Hitting harder than Solange Knowles in an lift

[amateur]

What is this 😂

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[ruinedchildhood]

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[meowzahzzz]

duck is the kind of guy to have a long unnecessary nightly routine where he sets up his bed super tidy, turns on a lamp specifically so he can read his fancy book he saves for before bed, he’s got that cartoon nightcap on and pinstripe pajamas, even wearing a fucking monocle, and the second he opens that book he passes out

[meowzahzzz]

duck, doing a crossword: what’s a word for angry and sad

red guy, having an existential episode: sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and i’m flooded with this awful fear because what if this is all there is

duck: no there’s only four spaces

yellow guy: smad

[frogponddd]

I just want someone to look at me the way duck looks at his shredder

[aboringredmop-deactivated202210]

I suck at editing

[slitherbop]

STRESS

[grinnersmiler]

[bollyswood]

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[6qubed]

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I can literally quote this clip word for word

[ankle-beez]

[wtfisgoingonews]

“sat out” You mean young people who work shit jobs with shit hours and shit benefits couldn’t get out of work to go vote in the same numbers as the retired crowd? 6 hours to vote at colleges in Texas yesterday in the middle of midterms yeah shocking…

[only-tiktoks]

[weaselle]

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should

[griancraft]

Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long