lolsesh.

Liam 19 Melbourne

[shaneistrash-deactivated2017112]

[spoopypanda]

Remove this post from the internet immediately

[shortvideosandstuff]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

japanese dragon:

- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

[j6]

American Dragon:

- jake long

[sammiey]

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

[sammiey]

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

[wavymeech]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[operattack]

me when the bus hits the brakes too hard

[indecipherableobscenities]

Real life Quick Time Event

[alegbra-deactivated20150724]

snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power

[funnyandhilarious]

[thefrogman]

[Star Trek Stabilized]

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[reallyrandompictures]

[kein-bier-fuer-nazis]

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

[lolthatsme]

[liamsesh]

I did just spend an hour watching the opening songs of kids shows from the 90's & 00's

[stacksbreadup]

So real

[samirserein]

[unofficiallylegit]

DEADASS

[petitejoliefleur]

BUt LIKE HONESTLY.

[whetaver]

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: 

[dewgongo]

when you make a joke and everyone laughs

[folk-punk]

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss