Funny??

[weirdmageddon]

that YO THATS MICHAEL JACKSON !! HEE HEE hee hEE ᴴᴱᴱ ᴴᴱᴱ OHMʸᴳᴼᴼᴼᴰᴰ video is one of the funniest things ive seen

the way this guy just. stops..lmfao

[guardiamond-blog]

[toperformisart]

Sports Anchor: “Band Girl throw the sword high.”

“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”

“Touch Down Band Girl.”

[shelbyconerly9999]

This is my favorite video ever

[foodffs]

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[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[dead-seriously-deactivated20160]

LOL dark-blueeeee

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[marauders4evr]

I’ve got this…

“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“

“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.

Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.

He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.

Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”

Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.

“My Lord?”

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

[peachsllk]

PFFFFF HAHA

[prayforjensen]

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

[ldde1985]

Omg yes! This post should never die.

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

[burger-czar-deactivated20180324]

elephants

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

blocked

[toaster-hacker-deactivated20181]

camels

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

… followed

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[l-o-t-r]

The Hobbits

[gackts-guwashi]

they look like a boyband

[parkdonghoons]

MORDORECTION

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

In-Shire

Fall Out Hobbit

Backstreet Brandywines

[ava-dakedavra]

Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”

[glowpop]

winston to hanzo after they meetup for the first time and winston is a little curious as to where this mysterious brooding man will take him sexually but also maintaining an emotional arm’s length for all the right reasons: 

[trashboat]

stop putting this shit on my dash I’m serious

[90s90s90s]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[night-rather-than-day]

[997]

[typac]

[j0nawithazero]

NAME A WOMAN

[theweirdwideweb]

[pointnclick]

[chi-kuchi]

[oldroots-deactivated20151008]

the robot cat in the opening of rugrats

[devipotato]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I trust her

[beaky-peartree]

look at her. crop top, pussy out, a real icon

[ishipmyotp]

Can you people ever be normal

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

[sumoswine]

In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name… sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGO

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!