pallas athene

wars before hoes ran by @juno-stuffs inspired by @nobodyschnobody

[liar-not-lyre]

I believe that I should be allowed to say 'fuck'.

[foopsie-daisy]

Estrogen would have saved Odysseus of Ithaca

[liar-not-lyre]

Everyone thinks I am so stoic when in reality I am rubbing my hands together like a fly.

[perhapsitisthegreatergrief]

homer? i hardly know her!

[gwenthebard]

You think Penelope was ever like "man, everything about this situation sucks, but by Athena have I gotten really good at weaving"

[neal-illustrator]

Adventure of Little Neal: little monster

[liar-not-lyre]

Some of you guys have never been birthed inside your father's cranium, cracked out like an egg, been sent to a whole ass other continent right after your weird adult egg birth thing, raised by your technically maybe possibly uncle's kid, accidently killed your friend, and it really, really shows.

[captaincrazycreative]

Anthena in adaptations based off Greek myths: cold, calculating, values logic above all else, even human life.

Athena in Greek myths: won't you tell me I'm the pwettiest?🥺? Sure those OTHER goddesses are nice but I'm your favorite right? Promise im your favowite pwetty plllllease pinky pwomise im your favorwite?🥺 OH you don't think I'm the pwettiest? whoopsie! My Fingers slipped! Looks like I murdered your entire nation

[liar-not-lyre]

She scratched her hand on a brooch.

[catchymemes]

[liar-not-lyre]

Hm.

[liar-not-lyre]

Unlike some people who I will not name, my motto was never "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" but rather "don't be a fucking idiot" and I felt like that was a reasonable motto to live by but I guess not.

[liar-not-lyre]

I am very pleased.

[liar-not-lyre]

Contrary to popular belief, I always admit when I am wrong. I just simply never am.

[liar-not-lyre]

Eurylochus eating Helios's cattle would have been my thirteenth reason, but pop off Odysseus.

[liar-not-lyre]

Looking at the color pallette blog on Tumblr and very pleased with the fact that it is just the Aromantic Asexual flag over and over again.

[liar-not-lyre]

Chewing on my fingernails around Odysseus just like Diomedes's dad with brains.

[liar-not-lyre]

It is not my fault that I lended a small helping hand to Odysseus and Diomedes during the funeral games. Gods forbid women do anything.