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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Choromatsu 04 – Who is the culprit?

Choromatsu: (Alright, there’s no one here. There’s nothing out of the ordinary with the Nyaa-chan poster I secretly put up... ok.)

Choromatsu: Sorry I kept you waiting! Nyaa-Chan! ...!? T, this is... Osomatsu: Hey, what on Earth happened? Gathering everyone together like this all of a sudden. Jyushimatsu: What are we going to do? Baseball? Ichimatsu: You disturbed my nap... Choromatsu: Shut up! Be quiet! It’s not too late to be forgiven. Reveal yourself now. Osomatsu: What are you talking about? Todomatsu: Give it up, Osomatsu-niisan. Choromatsu-niisan is a pain when he’s angry.

Todomatsu: Ah, he’s right. Jyushimatsu: It’s kinda damp. And wrinkly. Ichimatsu: And you think one of us did that? Karamatsu: Oh, brother. Please look into my eyes...! I am innocent! Choromatsu: Why are you trying act cool? You’re pissing me off! Osomatsu: Hey, hey, calm down. Choromatsu: Do you think this is something to be calm about! Todomatsu: Come to think of it, isn’t that crease just damage from the wall? Have you looked into it properly? Choromatsu: Look, even I don’t like suspecting my own brothers. But when I looked into it, this wasn’t just ordinary damage. From the damaged area I can tell that this was caused by someone kissing the poster!! Osomatsu: Oh, so that’s it. Todomatsu: That’s idiotic... If you’re saying that with such certainty, doesn’t that mean you’re the one who did it? Choromatsu: I’ve been looking after that poster very carefully so I can say that with certainty! K, kissing this poster, why, I could never...!? Todomatsu: Uwah... such a virgin. Ichimatsu: Repulsive... Choromatsu: Why? Osomatsu: But even though you’re saying that, you’ve gotta be the culprit after all, right, Choromatsu? Choromatsu: I’m saying that’s not true! I would never do anything to hurt her! Jyushimatsu: Hurt her? Is she injured? Did you defile her? Choromatsu: That last one is wrong! Don’t say things like that. Osomatsu: Choromatsu probably damaged it inadvertently when he kissed it. That’ll do. Done and dusted. Choromatsu: But I’m telling you the culprit is someone other than me! Osomatsu: But you don’t have any evidence, do you? Choromatsu: Ooh... That’s true. Todomatsu: Can’t we just stop talking about this already? Ichimatsu: I agree. There’s no point in dragging it out any further. Jyushimatsu. I’m going to play baseball. Karamatsu: The time has come for me to find myself again. Choromatsu: Think about this more seriously, guys! My dear Nyaa-chan has ended up like this! Don’t you have anything else to say!? Osomatsu: I don’t really have any interest in that idol. I don’t care. Karamatsu: My lips belong to the Karamatsu Girls! Ichimatsu: I’m more interested in cat bodies than idols. Jyushimatsu: Paper is smooth and nice! Todomatsu: If it was her belly button, then I’d consider it... Choromatsu: I’m not asking you about your hobbies! I’m looking for the criminal who did this to the poster...! Osomatsu: Seriously, can’t we do something more fun? Right, Jyushimatsu, you got anything? Jyushimatsu: Baseball is fun! Todomatsu: Ehh, I hate sweating, let’s do something else. Ichimatsu: For example? Todomatsu: Hmm, visit some cafes? Osomatsu: No, that sounds like a pain. Karamatsu: Heh, I’ll think about it too. I’m going to go on a boat trip from... Ichimatsu: Never come back. Osomatsu: What? Karamatsu, you’re going to the seaside? I want to eat some tuna. Todomatsu: I want to eat urchin. The fresh ones from Hokkaido. Jyushimatsu: Me, me! I want pickled ginger!! Todomatsu: You don’t get that from the sea. Jyushimatsu: Really? Choromatsu: (Should I really believe these guys? No, don’t be fooled, Choromatsu! You have to suspect all of them! At this rate, the case will remain unsolved... Hello, this is Choromatsu. Actually, there’s something I want to discuss with you.

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Karamatsu 03 – A star is born!?

Karamatsu: Sigh... the peaceful breeze... and the shiny sky... Underneath which I sit in melancholy. Heh, in my heart there is always loneliness... That’s right, come down to me, come down to me...! The eight beat which marks the passage of eternal time, the angel melody which illuminates the future...! Todomatsu: Karamatsu-niisan, shut up already. Karamatsu: Eh. Choromatsu: We’re watching TV here. Your mumbling some weird poem is getting in the way. And it’s painful. Karamatsu: I’m sorry, my brother. Choromatsu: Be quiet. Sigh, let’s keep watching... Female presenter: Yes, in other words, recently Super Weird Names, names even weirder than regular weird names, have grown popular. We’ll reveal some amazing names after the break. Choromatsu: What’ll it be this time... Todomatsu: I bet they’ll be more normal sounding than ours. Karamatsu: (I guess my voice is less important than the TV. At this rate, my voice is just going to be background noise... What should I do to get my brothers to acknowledge me...!?) TV commercial: Announcing the Search for the Next Generation Star Audition! The grand prize is a debut song with a super big tie up! Karamatsu: !!

TV commercial: And all applicants can take part in the regional auditions! We will definitely evaluate you face to face! The next generation star is you! Karamatsu: The next generation star is... me!!

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Osomatsu 04 – Summer Scary Stories

Osomatsu: ... Karamatsu: ... Ichimatsu: ... Choromatsu: ... Jyushimatsu: ... Todomatsu: ... Osomatsu: ...That does it! Are you trying to kill me!! Todomatsu: Hey, Osomatsu-niisan, don’t shout like that all of a sudden. You’re too noisy... Osomatsu: Why!? Why did the fan have to break at a time like this!? And how are you guys able to just sit there like normal!? I’m at my limit! Oh, that’s right, it’ll be cool at the pachinko parlour...! Ichimatsu: Even though you don’t have anything to spend there? Osomatsu: Ugh...!

Jyushimatsu: Wassei wassei wassei... Clink! Yay, it’s a home run! Hehehe hehehehehe... Osomatsu: Ah, see... our cute Jyushimatsu has lost his mind? Are you guys ok with that?

Jyushimatsu: Uhehe! It’s pitch black!! Choromatsu: Huh, but... isn’t even hotter than before? Osomatsu: Just your imagination, just your imagination. You’re too sensitive, Choromatsu. Choromatsu: Wait, what does this have to do with being sensitive? Osomatsu: Alright, let’s get started right away. We should go in clockwise order. And starting from Ichimatsu! Ichimatsu: ...From me? Well, alright. Erm... once upon a time there lived an old man and woman. Osomatsu: Hah? Ichimatsu: The old man went into the mountains to cut grass and the woman went to the river to wash clothes... Osomatsu: Hey, wait a minute! This is only a guess, but isn’t this the start of Momotaro!? Ichimatsu: Yeah. I’ve always found this story creepy. A person being born from a peach? How ridiculous! Osomatsu: Well, when you think about it a lot, it is scary... But that kind of thing is no good, next! Ichimatsu: Tsk. Karamatsu: Heh... Then I have a tale for you. This is the story of how one year ago I sold my soul to the devil. Osomatsu: Next! Karamatsu: Ah, I didn’t finish the story yet... Todomatsu: Ok, then it’s my turn. Well, this is only a story that I heard... but someone was walking along and they suddenly got a text. It said “I’m Mary. I’m at the station right now.” Choromatsu: Ah... right. Todomatsu: They didn’t know who it was and it was annoying, so they read it but ignored it, but then several more texts came. Even though they blocked it several times, they changed their ID and sent more. And Mary was coming closer to where they were, bit by bit, the station, the footbridge, the park... Ichimatsu: ...Sigh. Todomatsu: It was like Mary was using GPS to work out where they were. So they turned off GPS and put their phone into flight mode, just in case... Osomatsu: Arghh! That’s enough, that’s enough, that’s enough! Todomatsu: Eh, why? Choromatsu: The story is too contemporary and not scary at all! Why does Mary have a smart phone? Todomatsu: Of course she has one. Nowadays, it’s rare not to have one. Choromatsu: Yeah, if you’re a human being. That’s enough of that story. I don’t think it’s going to get scary even if we listen to it the whole way through. Todomatsu: Eh, but it was just about to get good... Ichimatsu: Yawn... Todomatsu: You’re kidding, right, that was so boring you felt sleepy? Ichimatsu: Well, that is true... My mind kind of went blank... Choromatsu: Huh? Well, now that you mention it... Osomatsu: Ah, seriously, that’s no good at all! There no one who can tell a proper story! Todomatsu: If you’re going to talk like that, then you should tell a story, Osomatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: Hmm... alright. You won’t wet your pants out of fear, right guys? Did you guys know? This house’s secret... Karamatsu: Secret? Osomatsu: Yeah... The truth is apparently this land was originally used as a graveyard. There was also a burial mound for severed heads nearby. That’s right, this place is a ghost nest. If you look in the mirror at 2AM, you can see a whole swarm of ghosts reflected back. I’ve see that a number of times... Todomatsu: Eeek...! Y, you’re joking right? Osomatsu: You guys have felt it too, right? Sensed somebody behind you while you were shampooing your hair... Looked at the clock and it said 4:44!? Ichimatsu: ...! T, that’s true...! Osomatsu: Yeah... this house is cursed. The fact that we’re NEETs is all the fault of the ghosts haunting this house. Karamatsu: Was... was that what it was? I thought my life wasn’t turning out very well...! Osomatsu: (Of course I’m lying. Well, it’s so we can feel cooler, right? I can be forgiven for this level of lie.) Osomatsu: Right, and with that, my story is over. Do you feel cooler? Choromatsu: Definitely... I’m kind of thirsty... Ah, can you pass me that water? Shoumatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: ...Heh?

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Todomatsu 09 – Todomatsu the Assassin

Todomatsu: Hum hum hum.

Osomatsu: You seem like you’re in a good mood, Totty. Todomatsu: Not really. I’m just busy sorting through my emails. Ichimatsu: Here we go again, such a normie thing to say. Jyushimatsu: An eeI!? I want one! Ichimatsu: Not that. Karamatsu: That’s stupid, real normies don’t have to do anything at all and the girls flock all over them. Choromatsu: Yeah, yeah, enough with the delusions. Todomatsu: Who could this one be from? Osomatsu: What an unlikeable guy. Todomatsu: ... Choromatsu: What is it, Todomatsu? Todomatsu: Ah, no, it’s nothing. Choromatsu: Hmm? Todomatsu: (...My name is Matsuno Todomatsu. I’m the sixth son of the Matsuno Family. My hobby is having barbecues with people I meet on social networking sites. Are you a normie? Well, that’s just how I naturally am, so there’s no helping it. Bu even cute ordinary me has another face that my brothers don’t know about... .. I’m the sniper TOTTY for IOJ, a top secret Japanese intelligence agency.)

Totoko: Hey, are you listening, Todomatsu-kun? So I had a dream where Todomatsu-kun fought evil organisations on a daily basis! It was really cool! Todomatsu: Toto... ko... chan? Totoko: Hey, were you even listening? Choromatsu: I course I was listening. That’s so like you Totoko-chan, what an original idea! Jyushimatsu: Ahaha, that was good! Todomatsu: Ah, ahh, so, a dream... (What is going on?. Why did she have a dream like that...) Totoko: That part where Osomatsu-kun was an evil gang leader was great, wasn’t it? Todomatsu: Bossmatsu? Totoko: Right! Sigh, it would be so cool if it were really true. Choromatsu: Nah, Osomatsu-niisan could never be an evil gang leader. I’m telling you, he doesn’t have it in him. Jyushimatsu: What’s in him!? Is it beef bowl!? Choromatsu: I wasn’t talking about food. Still, if Osomatsu-niisan was in the Chinese Mafia, than I’d have to me in MI6 for sure. Jyushimatsu: Men! In! Six! Choromatsu: It’s not related to the Men in Black. Totoko: So, what do you think, Todomatsu-kun? I think you’d suit being an assassin. Choromatsu: She’s not listening to me at all... That’s cute too! Todomatsu: You’re right, I think it would be cool, but I wouldn’t be able to do it. Totoko: Really? Out of the six of you, you’re the best suited by far though, Todomatsu. Choromatsu: Then I’ll be the assassin and... Todomatsu: I think Karamatsu might be alright at it. Ah, but Ichimatsu might be surprisingly good. Totoko: Yeah, yeah, that would be fun to see. Choromatsu: She definitely isn’t listening... Jyushimatsu: My sincerest condolences grand slam home run! Totoko: And you know what, I think they should make my hard boiled story into a Hollywood movie! Todomatsu: Then you’d have to play the heroine Totoko. Totoko: You think so too, Todomatsu? So do I! Choromatsu: That’s great, Totoko-chan! I’m sure it’ll be a big hit! Totoko: Speaking of which, I have to get over to an entertainment agency to pitch this right away! Choromatsu. Then leave the management up to me, Totoko-chan! Totoko-chan: Alright, I’m going! Choromatsu: Yeah!

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Jyushimatsu 12 – Jyushimatsu helps out

Jyushimatsu: Ah, It’s a freshwater crab! Awww, it got away. Sigh, I wanna eat crab. All I have is 14 Yen. I can’t buy anything with this. Wriggle wriggle. Todomatsu: ... Jyushimatsu-niisan, why are you writhing around down by the river? Jyushimatsu: I wanna eat crab, but I don’t have enough money, so I got sad and started wriggling around.

Todomatsu: You won’t get to eat any crab by wriggling around in a place like this, Jyushimatsu-niisan. Jyushimatsu: Huh, what’s that? What have you holding? Todomatsu: Ah, this? It’s some matsutake mushrooms. Jyushimatsu: Matsutake! The taste of Autumn! Steamed in a teapot! Todomatsu: No... Steamed in teapot’s not the only way to serve them. Jyushimatsu: Did you go hunting for matsutake mushrooms? Todomatsu: That’s right... I went matsutake mushroom hunting in some mountains covered in red pine trees... like hell I did! I was given them. Jyushimatsu: Eh, I want to get some too! Get some crabs! Todomatsu: No, what I was given were matsutake mushrooms! I was on a date with a girl and there was an old lady who needed help at the cross lights. I helped her cross. And then she gave me these in return. Jyushimatsu: Wah, so that’s what happened. So if I help an old lady out, I can get some crabs? Todomatsu: I don’t know if you’ll get any crabs, but someone might give you something in return. Jyushimatsu: I’m going to help someone too! Todomatsu: Ah, y... yeah. That’s fine, if it actually goes that well of course.

Jyushimatsu: I’m back! That smells good! Osomatsu: Tsk... Choromatsu: Look at this guy, tutting while sharing something somebody else was given. How shitty are you! Matsuyo: Hey, NEETs. Hurry up and eat. Sextuplets: Let’s eat! Jyushimatsu: Ah, that’s right. I got a drug that makes you eat crab from Professor Dekapan! Do you want to eat crab? The other five: We do! Osomatsu: Eating matsutake and crab, it’s like the Bon festival and New Year have come at once. Ichimatsu: Don’t you think this is a bit weird? Osomatsu: Well, kinda. So which one is this drug? Jyushimatsu: This one! Osomatsu: Give it here, lick. ...The drug itself doesn’t taste of anything. Here, you guys take a lick. Karamatsu: Lick. Choromatsu: Lick. Ichimatsu: Lick. Todomatsu: Lick ❤️ Osomatsu: Don’t act so cute when there’s nobody but your brothers here. Ichimatsu: Stop gibbering and start eating. Osomatsu: Yeah. Alright, one more time. Sextuplets: Let’s eat! Osomatsu: Let’s start with the matsutake! It smells so good. ...Munch. Uwah, peh peh! What is this? Todomatsu: Eh, it tastes bad? Osomatsu. No, that’s not it. ...This matsutake tastes like crab. Todomatsu: Ehh, there’s no way it does. Matsutake doesn’t taste like crab at all! Are you sure your sense of taste isn’t messed up? It smells so good... munch. ....Why does it taste like crab! This matsutake! Choromatsu: Could this be... Jyushimatsu: Huh...? Eh...? Karamatsu: Heh, wait a moment, brothers. Drink some tea to calm down. Ichimatsu: Gulp Gulp.. pwah!! ...The tea tastes like crab too. Choromatsu: ...So that means. Munch munch munch. The rice also tastes like crab! Osomatsu: And the miso soup, and the pickles, and the omelette, and the natto, and the tea, and the matsutake, and the rice, and the the crab stick, all of them taste like crab! Ichimatsu: Ah, that last one is probably a good thing... Osomatsu: ...True, I’m happy about the crab stick, I think... Jyushimatsu: Aha... Aha... Karamatsu: The drug from before is probably making everything taste like crab. If we brush our teeth, we might go back to normal? Osomatsu: Once in a while, you actually say something useful, Karamatsu. Alright, let’s brush our teeth! Choromatsu: Eh, this is.. Option Two: By the river might be a good place Jyushimatsu: I see. I was at the river before, but it seemed like there might be some people who need help there. I’ll go there right away! Thanks! Jyushimatsu: Is there anyone here who needs help? Ah! There’s someone fishing over there! There’s probably something I can help them with! Hello, Wild Pitch! Oh! You couldn’t catch the ball!

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Would you be willing to subtitle fes matsu '16?

I probably wouldn’t have time to do this, sorry.

Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Choromatsu 12 – Do your best, Choromatsu

Choromatsu: Finally... The time has finally come. I'm through to the second round of my application to work at an idol agency. D, don't be too nervous. If I can pass this, then I can be an idol manager. When I got the notification that I passed the first round, I couldn't believe it... I can finally become an admirable member of society! When I become a manager, I can have a dangerous romance with an idol... tee hee hee. Choromatsu: (Well, I'm such a dependable guy, I'm bound to ace the interview...)

Osomatsu: Huh? Hey, it's Choromatsu! Choromatsu: Eh? Todomatsu: You're right! Hey there! Choromatsu-niisan. Choromatsu: Why!? Why are all of you here? Are you guys all here to become managers too!? Osomatsu: No, no. We're not interested in that. Choromatsu: Then why... Osomatsu: I thought I might get to touch cute girls as much as I want. Choromatsu: You're the worst! Karamatsu: Heh, that's not the reason I'm here for. This is a chance to let the whole world know about my charm. That's why I came. Ichimatsu: I just came along with everyone... Jyushimatsu: This is the tallest building in town, so I wanted to go up to the top. Todomatsu: This is an interview for managers, but perhaps the interviewer will realise how great I am and scout me as an idol. Choromatsu: Jeez... I can't believe you guys passed the first round of applications.

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Osomatsu 01 – Allowance

Osomatsu: You guys understand, right? I won’t forgive any screw ups. Choromatsu: Of course, Osomatsu-niisan. Karamatsu: Right, because today is a day which will never come again. I will shine again in a different way tomorrow too. Ichimatsu: Shut up, Shittymatsu. Todomatsu: Forgot about that, let’s hurry up and go! Karamatsu: Really!? Jyushimatsu: Alright, play ball! Hit and run!!

Osomatsu: Good morning, mother! Karamatsu: Oh, beautiful. You’re shining even more than I am, Mummy. Matsuyo: ... ... ... ... Ichimatsu: ... ... Are your shoulders stiff? Jyushimatsu: Nice batting! Hustle hustle!! Matsuyo: ... ... ... ... Choromatsu: Come now, Mum, forgot about this noisy bunch. Todomatsu: Right, right. Hey, you know what today is, right? You understand? For your cute sons. Matsuyo: ... ... ... ... Osomatsu: Hey Mum, your silence is scary. Matsuyo: Sighhhhhhhh. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Choromatsu: So long! Her sighs are so long! And she sighed twice!! Matsuyo: That’s because you made me want to sigh. You boys understand that right? Osomatsu: Of course! Today is wonderful allowance day! Choromatsu: I’ve been helping with clearing up after dinner since yesterday. Osomatsu: Ah, what are you doing trying to get ahead! If you get more than me, I’ll knock you down! Todomatsu: Yeah, if that’s the case, then I helped out with errands. And I returned the leftover change properly. Osomatsu: Ehh? When did you do that? Why don’t you tell me these things? Matsuyo: Sighhhhhhhhhhh. Choromatsu: She sighed deeply again! Matsuyo: Well, fine. Your mother has given up already. Right, here’s your allowance for this month. Ichimatsu: ...Oh, it’s in an envelope. Jyushimatsu: Lots of money! Splash the cash with bills! Osomatsu: Seriously? ...Wait, huh? What’s this, Mum? My envelope only had 500 yen in it. Karamatsu: Mine too, brother. Todomatsu: Mine too... Osomatsu: Hey wait Mum, this joke is too mean. You’ll get it if you think about it a bit. We’re adults already, right? What can we do with 500 yen? Even fast food costs a bit more that that these days. And pachinko is generally a minimum of 1000 yen. And you don’t know if you’re going to win even with 10,000 yen, let alone 1000. Anyway! Give me a proper allowance right away. Hurry up, hurry up! Choromatsu: Typical Osomatsu-niisan... The one thing you excel at is making demands without any awareness of your own position.

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Todomatsu 05 – Dream University Life

Choromatsu: Oi, Todomatsu. Are you looking seriously? Todomatsu: Eh? Ah, for what again? Choromatsu: A job... We came to look for one together, right? Todomatsu: This is why I said there’s no need to bring me along... Choromatsu: Having everyone get out of being a NEET is our goal for the foreseeable future. It doesn’t mean a thing if I’m the only one who manages it. Todomatsu: You say that. But really it’s because you don’t believe that you’ll be able to do it by yourself, right? Choromatsu: Shut up. Try doing what your big brother says once in a while. Todomatsu: Sigh... that sounds like a pain. University student girl A: Hey, hey. What do you want to do today? University student girl B: We have skipped out on our classes after all. Wanna go to Karaoke or something? Todomatsu: Sigh. University students have it pretty good. And they don’t have to look for a job. Choromatsu: That’s just at the start. Towards the end they have to start looking for jobs just like us. Todomatsu: Maybe I’ll become a student too. Choromatsu: There’s no way we have the money for that. And you’re supposed to go there to study in the first place. Just what were you intending to study? Todomatsu: Not necessarily, I’d just have to sneak in without being noticed. Choromatsu: You’d get found out straight away, you know. Think a bit more before you speak. Todomatsu: Hmmpfh... (If he’s going to talk like that about it, then it makes me actually want to try it...) Sorry, Choromatsu-niisan. I just remembered something I have to do. Choromatsu: Something you have to do? Oi, where are you going? Todomatsu! Todomatsu: Right, let’s forget all about that bothersome Choromatsu... I’m sure it was somewhere around here... There it is. Oh ho, that’s a pretty nice looking university... Alright, let’s do it here.

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Jyushimatsu 08 - Jyushimatsu and the Shachihoko

Osomatsu: Today we're gonna drink in the afternoon Todomatsu: How do think of such wonderful ideas, Osomatsu-niisan? Choromatsu: My job hunting isn't going very well, if you don't have a drink once in a while then you won't get anything done. Ichimatsu: Don't they have... any chicken wings? Karamatsu: Heh, want to have some of my fried chicken? Ichimatsu: ...I'll pass. Jyushimatsu: Fried chicken! Fried chicken! Fried chicken French fried blooper! Karamatsu: No! You shouldn't throw fried chicken like that! Jyushimatsu! Jyushimatsu: 1000 knocks! Old regular: Oi, be quiet, youngsters. Jyushimatsu: Ah, sorry. Bow. Old regular: Young men in their prime not going to work and merrymaking in the middle of the day? If you can't find jobs, then you should increase your working luck. Jyushimatsu: Working luck?. Old regular: That's right. If you increase your working luck, you'll find a job quickly and the money will come rolling in. Jyushimatsu: Hoeee. How do you increase your working luck? Old regular: That's easy, my man. A shachihoko. Jyushimatsu: ...Shachihoko? Old regular: That's right, a shachihoko. If you put a shachihoko up, you'll be rolling in the money, just like this old man here. Hahahahaha. Alright then, barkeep! Bring me the bill. Thanks for the meal. Old man running the bar: Thanks. Jyushimatsu: A shachihoko...

Choromatsu: Huh... Where did Jyushimatsu go? Ichimatsu: He went out saying he was going to look for a shachihoko and hasn't been back. ... He'll probably come home before long. TV News: This is a newsflash. An incident has taken place in which a shachihoko from on top of Nagoya Castle has gone missing. The whereabouts of the shachihoko is currently being investigated, but witnesses say that the culprit appeared to be shouting "Hustle hustle!" Choromatsu: ...Oi, this is. Ichimatsu: ...Ahh. Karamatsu: Heh, to think he would actually go and get a real shachihoko. As should be expected of our brother. Choromatsu: That's not the problem! What should we do? If he brings back a shachihoko! Jyushimatsu: I'm back! I've caught a splendid shachihoko! Freshly caught, splashing about. So fresh! A natural monument! Choromatsu: A shachihoko is not a natural monument! Put that back as soon as you can! You're causing a huge fuss! Jyushimatsu: Eh, you're not supposed to catch shachihoko? Ichimatsu: ...He's got a point. Choromatsu: Of course you're not supposed to. It’s even made the news! TV News: This is a newsflash. The Aichi police are considering the possibility that the shachihoko may have been taken out of the prefecture and have begun investigating a wider area. Choromatsu: ...This is getting really dangerous, don't you think? Karamatsu: I should have a press conference to apologize... Choromatsu: Alright, let's hide it. Let's hide it in the attic and act like this never happened. Karamatsu: Wait... I... Ichimatsu: You're right. Let's hide it and wait until the heat dies down. Jyushimatsu: Ehh, how sad. I wanted to put it on our roof and raise our working luck. Choromatsu: We can't put it up after it's made the news like this. Alright, let's move it up to the attic together. Lend me a hand, Karamatsu. Karamatsu: Hmm? So you do need my strength. Heh, leave it to me. Jyushimatsu: Here we go! Here we go! It's a festival, it's a festival! It's a shachihoko festival!

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Choromatsu 01 - Father’s Day

Choromatsu: Sigh...

Osomatsu: What’s up, Choromatsu, you not going to eat any more of that? Then I’ll have it. Ahh, munch munch munch... Todomatsu: Ah, I got an email. ...Wah, I did it! I got tickets to a movie preview! Karamatsu: Hey brothers. Did you know? Shoyu is called ‘soy sauce’ overseas? Jyushimatsu: Ha Ha! Get a load of that, that’s so weird. Soy! Soy! Soy! Karamatsu: Soy sauce boy. Heh.. I ought to fly off to a foreign land soon myself. Ichimatsu: ... Karamatsu: Arghhh! Argh! Argh! Arrghhh!! Jyushimatsu: Ah, soy soy soy soy! Tea! Oh my‼︎！ Choromatsu: ...Sigh. Osomatsu: What’s up with you right now, you got a stomach ache or something? Ah, you already ate something good by yourself, didn’t you! Choromatsu: No, it’s just that... The interview I had the other day seems like it was no good. Osomatsu: Ha-Hah! That happens to you all the time! Don’t get bothered by it. Choromatsu: Don’t say it happens all the time! You really have no sense of tact, do you! Jyushimatsu: Soy soy soy soy! Choromatsu: Ahhhh... I’m trying so hard, why can’t things go well for me.

Osomatsu: Alright then, thanks for all your hard work today! Ichimatsu: ... Well, we haven’t really done anything though. Todomatsu: Let’s promise not to mention that. And anyway... Sextuplets: Yeah! Osomatsu: Gulp... gulp... gulp... ahh! That was a good one! Gulp.. gulp... pwahh. Choromatsu: Ahh... Erm... Do you remember what day it is next week on Sunday? Osomatsu: No, not at all. Choromatsu: You answered that a bit quick! Gulp gulp... sigh. Didn’t you notice anything after watching Dad this afternoon? Karamatsu: Come to think of it, I feel like he was looking at us a lot more than usual... Choromatsu: That’s it! Dad was trying to make it really obvious to us. He was definitely concerned about Father’s Day! Todomatsu: I noticed. Because he was looking at a special feature on fathers in a magazine this morning. Jyushimatsu: Father’s Day? What’s Father’s Day? Boobs? (Fathers Day is similar to Boobs Day in Japanese) Todomatsu: It’s not that, it’s a day where you give presents and stuff to your father to show your appreciation. Jyushimatsu: Heh. So, what present? Karamatsu: If it was me, I’d like an special concept bike made by an Italian designer and an engineer. There was a feature promoting them in “The Bike Way....” Have a look! This simple yet painstakingly thought out and too beautiful to believe body! It truly would not be an exaggeration to say that it was made for me... Todomatsu: Uwah, what is this? It’s covered in glitter. Your hobbies are painful as usual. And come to think of it, you don’t have a license, Karamatsu-niisan. Karamatsu: Heh... Me and the too beautiful bike! Choromatsu: Sigh... Dammit, that’s what you want for a present. Think about this properly, you guys. Todomatsu: Ahh, sorry sorry. But hey, Choromatsu-niisan. In the end, Mom’s the one holding the purse strings, it doesn’t really matter if we think of anything, you see? Osomatsu: That’s right. Buttering up Dad won’t get us anything... hick. Ichimatsu: ...I don’t want to work. Even thinking about it is a pain... Karamatsu: Sometimes excessive charm is a sin! Ahh, what a deeply sinful man I am! Jyushimatsu: One more beer, chief! Choromatsu: ...! Y-o-u g-u-y-s-! Most of the time all you do is sponge off people, so at least be serious at times like this!

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Osomatsu 10 - A comfortable nap

Osomatsu: ... Ah, I'm fed up already! I'm not winning at all! I better stop. I've used up today's battle funds too. I guess I'll go home. I have... 6 yen leftover. Sigh, I can't do anything with that. Maybe I'll go home and take a nap. If I'm going to take a nap anyway, I want it to be the ultimate nap. But... what is the ultimate nap? I'd need a fluffy bed first, right? And a nice breeze. And what else... a comfortable temperature probably. A nap on a sunny May afternoon is one of life's great rewards. Alright, since it's come down to it, I'm gonna have the ultimate nap for sure!

Osomatsu: I'm back. Oi oi, what's this? It's like there's a party going on. What on earth is happening? Jyushimatsu: Welcome back, Osomatsu-niisan! Osomatsu: Hi there. Or rather, didn't you just fall down the stairs? Jyushimatsu: Aha! We didn't have anything else to do, so we're playing Rock Paper Scissors! Osomatsu: How does Rock Paper Scissors lead to falling down the stairs...?

Osomatsu: There's a lot of people. There'd be bedding in a bedding shop, right? Fujio Bed Supplies, huh? I bet there'd be the perfect bedding for the ultimate nap there. Shop Worker A: Excuse me, I don't have an appointment, but I'm looking for the best bedding for a nap. Shop Worker A: For... a nap? Osomatsu:Yeah, that's right. Shop Worker A: In that case, how about this bedding here. Osomatsu: Ah, that's nice. It looks like it would feel good. Can I try sleeping in it? Shop Worker A: Ye... yeah. Osomatsu: Zzzz, snnrrr, zzzz. Staff Worker A: Excuse me... sir. Osomatsu: Nrr…nrr snnnnn! Zzzz, snnrrr. Staff worker A: Excuse me! Sir!! Osomatsu: Hoe... Huh? Is it morning already? Staff worker A: This is not a place for sleeping, and you've messed up our merchandise, so we're going to have to ask you to buy that bedding! Osomatsu: Eh? Huh? Where am I? Who am I? Shop Worker A: Please wake up, take that bedding and get out! Please bring the money for it later! Osomatsu: Ouch. She didn't have to throw me out like that. How awful. And I was having such a nice sleep. Oh well. I got some bedding at least, I might as well try going to a furniture shop. If I have soft bedding and a bed, I can enjoy the ultimate nap! Fujio Furnishings...? A sister store? Well, whatever, I'll go in. Shop Worker B: Welcome. Osomatsu: Do you have a bed with which I can take the ultimate nap? Shop Worker B: The ultimate... nap? Alright. We do have a bed with which you can recreate the sleep of angels. Osomatsu: What's the sleep of angels supposed to be? Alright, I'd like to try sleeping on it, is that ok? Shop Worker B: That's ok, but... what is that bedding your carrying? Osomatsu: Ah, this? When I did a test sleep at the bedding shop, they made me buy this since I got it dirty. Shop Worker B: ...Please go home. Osomatsu: Eh, why, why? It's fine, it's fine. Just for a bit! Hey! Shop Worker B: Please go home! Osomatsu: Ouch. She didn't have to throw me out like that. Whatever. There are other shops. Now, where are some more furniture shops? Ah, there's a good looking shop over there. Excuse me. Shop Worker C: We’re sorry! Osomatsu: Eh, Huh? What’s going on? They’ve stopped me going in? Ok, ok, I’ll go to a different shop. Ah, there’s one on the other side too. Hello. Shop Worker D: Please come again! Osomatsu: I haven’t come one yet! I haven’t put one foot through the door! What’s with this, what’s going on? With this shopping area. Are they telling us NEETs with no money can’t come in? Ah, such a cruel world.

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Todomatsu 04 - It’s a Toilet World

Todomatsu: Hmm...? Hey, Choromatsu-niisan.

Choromatsu: Hmm?

Todomatsu: I... want to go to the toilet.

Choromatsu: ...Hah. Well, there's no helping it, I guess...

Todomatsu: Yeah...

Choromatsu: Oi, you're dragging your feet a bit there. Are you sleepy?

Todomatsu: Yawn… I'm alright...

Choromatsu: I'm not going to go with you inside the toilet, you know.

Todomatsu: Yeah... It's ok... yawn...

Todomatsu: I kinda wanna do a number 2 now. Here we... go. Uwah!? The toilet seat is so cold!? Or rather, there isn't any seat at all! H, huh!? My butt is stuck and I can't get it out!

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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Jyushimatsu 06 - The passionate battle! Extreme sport!

Jyushimatsu 06 - The passionate battle! Extreme sport!

Jyushimatsu: Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish! Baseball! Basebaaaaaall!

Ichimatsu: Ughhhh...

Osomatsu: Ah, I'm really bored. Jyushimatsu always looks like he's having fun, I'm jealous.

Choromatsu: How about going to pachinko?

Osomatsu: I went yesterday, and lost, so I don't have any money. Aghh, can't I win the lottery or something, even just ¥100,000 would be fine.

Choromatsu: You haven't even bought a ticket in the first place, have you!?

Karamatsu: Heh... even if dreams can't be achieved, we still pursue them, that is a man's spirit of adventure...

Jyushimatsu: Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! 1285! 1286! 1285!

Choromatsu: The numbers went backwards again!?

Jyushimatsu: Alright, we've still got a way to go!

Ichimatsu: I'm going to die.

Todomatsu: Ichimatsu-niisan plays the bat a lot, doesn't he. Well, Jyushimatsu-niisan having him do that is weird no matter how you think about it though.

Osomatsu: Don't you think that the level of Jyushimatsu's love of baseball is a bit on the insane side? And in a really weird way.