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Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@liberal-poison
Just chilling in my room and got hit with the biggest wave of i want to dieâ˘
I feel so broken and unloved and worthless and disgusting and annoying and unlovable and sad and depressed and suicidal and just so so fucking alone.
You need a private talk? Just send me an ask!:)
people talk about women being âemotionalâ and âoverreacting,â but you donât see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages
since i made this post, iâd multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes
Ahem.
âThanks to Microsoft Wordâs âfind and replaceâ feature, no stone was left unturned.â Why is this so fucking funny sdfgjkk
rEBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSW I SOMEHOW MISSED THAT THE COVER SAYS MOBY VULVA AND IM CRYIN AHSHHDHDHDH
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, âgo ahead and take one, bitch.â
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes âwhat did you just say? how do you know my name?â so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, ââŚ. bitch?â and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says âgo ahead and take one, mitch.â im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they donât care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You donât care about life so thereâs no need for me to fight you because youâre not going to give a damn about my face.Â
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasnât no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didnât realize until it was too late. You couldnât pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.Â
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my exâs shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I donât understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isnât keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
They do actually!
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, âWAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!â before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. Iâm sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadnât previously considered.
Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didnât know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said âOh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.âÂ
She stared at him for a long time and then said âHow do you know Iâm from Brooklyn?â
And he said âYou have a Brooklyn accent.â
She said âI do?â and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said âI had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.â
ok universe, iâm ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?
QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?
QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?
- I have clinical depression.
- Iâm ready to be productive!
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- I try to do things to the best of ability.
- I am willing to bleed for you.
QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?
dogs and snapchat
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