spencey wencey

goo goo ga ga motherfucker

[thexfiles]

[littlealienproducts]

Hand Embroidered Solar System by OphelieTrichereau

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[ladillados]

[kontrollsysteme]

we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

[the-memedaddy]

[prole-log]

[lumchan]

[ok-dingo]

[swarnpert]

i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth

[aria-jane-cherry]

[ottermatopoeia]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[valtsv]

i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[pissvortex]

looking good dude!

[catchcatchcatchifu-can-deactiva]

fixed him 

[liberalmilf]

The Signs As: Little Christmas Things

ARIES: Hot cocoa

TAURUS: Decorating the tree

GEMINI: Christmas carols

CANCER: Peppermint Starbucks drinks

LEO: The look of wonder in children's eyes when they're walking through the mall

VIRGO: That one house down the road that goes totally crazy with the lights, and looks totally magical once it gets dark outside

LIBRA: Putting the star/angel/whatever on top of the tree

SCORPIO: The really cute mall Santa pictures

SAGITTARIUS: The anticipation you felt as a child on Christmas Eve when you just couldn't bring yourself to sleep

CAPRICORN: Candy canes!

AQUARIUS: Watching your favorite person in the world's face light up when they open up their gift from you

PISCES: Secret Santa gift exchanges

[cuntamination]