Can't Buy Me Love | Ch. 9
Summary: Jon and Dany find ways to flirt, but when the relationship is fake and the feelings are real, conflicts start to arise.
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Can't Buy Me Love | Ch. 9
Summary: Jon and Dany find ways to flirt, but when the relationship is fake and the feelings are real, conflicts start to arise.
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Daddy???? Sorry.. Sir????.. SORRY.. DADDY??🥵🤤🫠
Honestly their first real fight was inevitable. They're so dumb about their feelings. I mean how on earth can they have phone sex one day and then fight about strip clubs and jerseys the next day. Such hot messes
How long will this cold war last?
The fight was coming for them. That's what happens when you mess up and fake the wrong feelings. They were supposed to fake being in love and now, they find themselves trying to fake NOT being in love. Poor confused Jonerys 😆
How can they have phone sex, then fight the next day? I blame their jealousy. They've only known each other for about 2 weeks, which hasn't been long enough to build real trust. It's why Dany feared Jon going to the strip club to drool over strippers and it's also why Jon thinks Dany is secretly drooling over Jorah (ew, as if! 🤮). Their insecurities got the best of them, but we'll see if they continue fighting next chapter when they attend Dacey's game night and have to be a madly in love couple again.
AND NOW MY WATCH BEGINS the final chapter
Will you be working on can't buy me love over the long weekend?
Hi Anon,
I’m actually done with the next chapter and currently finalizing edits. I anticipate the chapter should be posted either this Sunday or upcoming Monday, so your timing with this question is perfect.
Thanks for checking in and continuing to follow the story.
Swept Away | Ch. 23 - Players of the Game
Summary: Life is a game of cyvasse and all the players are on the board. Some come to plot, some to play.
Jon and Dany finally get their moments to shine.
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When I read the sneak peak, I thought Jon was dreaming. Reading it in context was so funny. Would the housekeepers think it was weird that jonerys lived in separate rooms? I thought Dany did the right thing to combine their things in the master bedroom.
I'm glad reading the entire chapter put the sneak peek into context for you. Now that you mention it, without knowing what led to all of Dany's things appearing in his closet, I can see how it seemed like Jon might've dreamed it. But nope, it's his nightmare come true, but also his every fantasy too 🤭. He got to see Dany wearing the sexy little two-piece set he bought, so he ain't hating it that much!
Jon's a guy and sometimes they just don't realize the little details matter. Dany pretty much figured out right away the maids would be suspicious if they found out they were sleeping in separate bedrooms. And she's right that it's the kind of thing girls gossip about. Jon Snow knows nothing, but I'm happy you and Dany can see she made the right choice.
I'm gonna confess I've been refreshing this page for days for an update...been re reading the story for a while
My favorite part is Jon telling robb that his Dany is the bees knees & rob gets a sexy sponge bath from nurse talisa.
Also when Dany told missandei that she wants to choke on dick . Girl she was WILDING
Cateyln stark needs to meet some dragon fire soon. Girl needs to stay in her lane
Jon needs to replace her vibrator with his dick
I'm ok with no smut chapter actually. It's actually really funny reading their horny thoughts
Thanks for the new chapter! Eagerly waiting for the next chapter. Will it be the game night chapter or meet the starks chapter.
Hahahaha, omg, I nearly choked on my water with that angry eyes gif you included! That one was especially funny, probably cause we all know Dany's got the Emilia eyebrows.
I'm beyond ecstatic that you had fun with this chapter, as I was rushing to get it done before the weekend, just as I promised. Honestly, these two are just on fire that even when I'm not writing, they're always on my mind as I plot along.
Isn't Jon such a goner? He can't help spouting his love for Dany. I'm 100% sure Robb was spot on when he noted Jon carried on like a 14 yr old girl in love. Jon didn't want to hear about Robb's bet, but hey, when you're right, you're right and Robb deserves his reward.
Dany is dying for Jon's 🍆. I mean, he had to go and tease her with it and then he whipped it out of reach. No fair! A girl can only take so much torture. Dany shouldn't worry though. As you noted, Jon took her little toy away cause he definitely has a better replacement for her. The man's resolve is barely hanging by a thread at this point.
I'm happy you enjoyed their sweet and horny thoughts this chapter as they tried their hardest to behave. As for what's to come, we'll see them going to Dacey's game night before Winterfell. I anticipate the meeting with Cat won't happen for a few more chapters yet.
Can't Buy Me Love | Ch. 8
Summary: Jon and Dany face the aftermath of their wild night. Jon discovers he might have bitten off more than he can chew. Dany makes an executive decision.
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Any sneak peak of can't buy me love you can share?
Hi Anon,
I'm happy to share a snippet of the next chapter with you. I'm almost done with it, so I hope to post ch. 8 some time next week 🤞. For now, enjoy this sneak peek:
When Jon entered his bedroom, he felt like he could finally breathe again. In such a short amount of time, Dany had taken over his home with her scent, the sound of her laughter. Her presence was everywhere, but in his room—in his sanctuary—he could lock the door and be free. He needed to empty his duffel bag and toss his sweaty clothes into the hamper. Maybe he should start wearing his suits around the house, not just at work. The facade could act as his shield, a reminder to them both that he was her boss and they needed to maintain boundaries. The lights in the closet flicked on as soon as he opened the door. Jon froze in the doorway. He blinked twice, but that didn’t change the view. “What the…?” Shock had his legs moving before his mind could catch up and he reached out to touch Dany’s dress on a hanger. His eyes followed down the row of his neatly hung black and blue suits to find scattered bursts of her colorful clothes tucked in between. Turning in a circle, he eyed her shoes on his rack. Her t-shirts pressed next to his dress shirts. Jon randomly opened one of the built-in drawers and nearly jumped back when he was greeted by all her panties and bras shoved in next to his underwear. The next one he opened overflowed with lace and silk and wisps of the sheerest material known to man. Granted, he was the one who had chosen the items for her, but he’d never expected to see them in his personal space, much less touch them. Even when he lifted the lid to his hamper, her dirty laundry had been mixed in with his. He pulled out the top item and found it was his boxers balled up with her sexy little nightgown. Jon rubbed his temple. Perhaps seeing her naked the night before had caused something in his brain to shortcircuit and he was now living in some alt-reality where his lie had become the truth and Dany was truly his fiancée. How else to explain why they were now sharing a bedroom?
Poor Jon. No reprieve for you! 😈
If Jon and Dany legally marry in swept away wouldn't Margery have to back off?
Well, Margaery should back off, but she's overly confident in her ability to woo Jon away.
Unlike Jon and Dany, she's been entrenched in that world her entire life and right from the start, she knew the legality of their marriage would be questionable. With many not recognizing it as real, if she gets Jon to fall in love with her, setting aside a 'lover' (Dany) who's not accepted as a wife won't be that difficult.
Had Jon done what Rhaegar suggested and remarried Dany in the sept, it's not necessarily over for her either. If Jon fell for Margaery and wanted out of his marriage to Dany, they could request an annulment and argue the shaky foundation it's built on. It would be harder, but Jon wouldn't be the first man who wanted to set aside his wife. With the power the Tyrells wield and what they bring to the table, there would be many who consider Margaery the better match.
Swept Away | Ch. 22 - The Vows
Summary: Jon and Dany settle into life in King's Landing, where they find that fitting in is easier said than done.
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Hi👋Can I ask when the next chapter «Сan't buy me love» will be updated?❤️
I currently have about 10k words of the next chapter done, but since I had to shift focus to my other Jonerys story, I won't be able to get back to Can't Buy Me Love until after next week.
Since 2/3 of it is already written, I anticipate the next update should be around mid-March so keep an eye out for it then.
Knowing you're enjoying the story is super motivating and I promise as soon as the chapter is finished, I'll get it posted.
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Re reading the chapter after the shock to comment on more stuff other than the bomb that happened in the last section
I gotta say the ending was inevitable after Dany suggested tequila body shots?!?! Between the boobs??!! After being emotionally open to one another??!! I'm now surprised they didn't go at it in the pool now. IT WAS ENVITABLE
ISTG if Dany doesn't take a bite out of Jon in the next chapter I will riot
Thank you for coming back to comment. One of my readers mentioned their flirtation went from innocent high schoolers at the arcade, to shameless college students at the bar, to fully on dirty adults at home and I think they're right. They kept upping the ante and by the time Dany suggested body shots, there was really only one outcome that was going to lead to.
The pool was the perfect location, but it probably backfired a bit due to the shock of the water, which gave them a jolt of sobriety. But once Jon saw Dany's ass and she saw his dick, that slid them right back to horneyville.
Will Dany take a bite of Jon next chapter??? It's only fair, right? Stay tuned because things are just starting to heat up between these two.
Did Jon just bury his face into dany's pussy??? And With a vibrator??? AND had the audacity to leave before Dany got a taste of him???
I was gonna comment on the other stuff but now all I can think is the legal shit that's gonna happen. Pretty sure this violated something.....
Hahahaha, I swear, I LOVE that Jon threw everyone for a loop there at the end. They just kept pushing and teasing and pushing until they finally gave in. And after all of that, you think Jon's gonna cross fully to the IDGAF side, but he's like, nope, let me keep my dick firmly on that side while the rest of me is over here feasting on Dany 😂
He should've just gone for it. No one's going to give him any credit for holding back. He can argue all he wants about how they didn't technically have 'sex' but no matter if they did or not, everything has changed. They'll talk in the next chapter about how they want to handle this, but something tells me Dany isn't going to be happy until she gets the promised D denied to her.
As Hot as Fire, As Cold as Ice: CH 5- Afternoon Tea
Summary: Jon confronts his grandmother. Afterwards, she invites Dany for tea.
Preview: The lights were still on when Jon blinked awake on the couch in his office. His head was pounding again. He didn’t understand what was happening. He continually fell asleep at odd hours.
He picked up his phone and called Sam.
“Get the car ready to take me home,” he ordered.
“Yes, Mr. Stark. The check-up was done?” Sam inquired.
“No,” Jon simply said.
“Should I book you another appointment?”
Jon’s mind shifted to the moment Dany’s lips met his, her warm and supple body on top of his, and his own reaction to her.
“There is no need.”