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I’m trying to fuck all 12 zodiac signs within a year and so far I have 5/12 🤭

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you fucked all 12 signs on july 2, 2022 slayyyy

#note to self

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listening to Weyes blood high with only the light blue led lights on in my dorm room on and this is such a mood ugh I love this

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you are seeing weyes blood live in 9 days and you’re gonna cry and throw up right in front of her

#note to self

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how do you talk to girls? like...how do you start a conversation with a girl?

Usually with a compliment something like “I like you style! Where did you get that shirt, it looks rly cute on you” is usually the type of thing I say to a girl I’m potentially interested in!

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not a bad take but we’re better now

#note to self

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for the older women, like it takes a certain kind of 30-year old to want to/ actually go through with sleeping with an 18-year old ... like personally im 20 and would MAYBE do it so like be safe!

Yea you’re right... I definitely will be telling all my friends where I’m going and what time they should expect to hear from me by.

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saturday i fucked a 40 yo successful tattoo artist that dropped $1k to fuck me with the hotel room/ travel/ food

posting again to just to tell the internet baby version of me that i became hotter and sexier and sluttier than she ever dreamed possible