another happy landing

julian! transgender and a fan of star wars. 25, he/they, california.

[flickrhorses]

mother and foal

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[sunburnt-brian]

[thyrell]

the little car fetuses they use for showcasing car paints...

[thyrell]

theyre called speed shapes?????

[thyrell]

fuckin my car and 9 months later it gives birth to a beautiful litter of speed shapes

[thyrell]

sorry

[avantgarden-er]

Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[nutongzhi]

cramping so bad rn

[relelvance]

I know a metrosexual doctor with access to prescriptions

[nutongzhi]

why do you know so many metrosexuals

[relelvance]

I'm progressive

[cuppydogshane]

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

[s4dpngs]

[energyprison]

Doing all my illegal downloading while im visiting my grandma so she can take the fall

[stargirldotcom]

be careful going for walks this september. the air might smell like recess in second grade and you might get sick to your stomach with melancholia

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]