Seducing Dragons

As the keeper of this ~18+~ nest, I'm pleased to welcome you, the newest prize, to the dragon's hoard. I'm in my 20s

[licentious-treasure]

I guess I should make a pinned post

Hi! I am autistic, adhd, and 20+! My gender is yes but also no (any pronouns) I am asexual but that just means the kinks I do post about are going to be buckwild most likely. I am also studying psychology which I think makes everything I post here funnier implicitly. You’ll find a lot of kinks here, including harder kinks like cnc and intox, however my blog is a mix of like 300 different kinks and I don’t have the short term memory long enough to make a full list. Just know I’m a sucker for themes of rivalry, praise and coveting in nearly all its forms. Also sometimes you’ll see fandom smut and I think it’s funnier if you don’t know if it was on purpose or not.

My inbox is open and so are my dms but if you’re being too weird I will block you, or roast you, depends on my mood. I also block anyone under 18 I catch interacting with my blog. However I fully welcome anyone who just wants to send me jokes or ideas. Beyond that I’m mostly just here for aesthetics and shitposting, I am at all times a circus clown at heart.

Just remember at the end of my day I’m a “brings you a dead moth as a gift and shoves it in your mouth” kind of cat not an “uwu use me master” kind of kitten and don’t forget to fuck your local dragon!

[winged-void]

it's so funny being possessive and yandere when you're poly.

"You're all mine," I say, lying.

[legallyh0rny]

intox × hypno × somno × whatever tf else it is when someone's trying to speak but their words are all soft and slurred and they're trying to say something but everything's all happy and fuzzy and they feel so good they can't be bothered to try to speak any clearer and eventually it just turns into sweet mumbles and little groans because there's nothing else in their empty little head

[arwenkenobi48]

*climbs into my nest, walks around in a little circle and curls up with my head on my claws*

[agirlwithbaredteeth]

love the idea of a captive finally managing to escape, only to willingly return to their captor in defeat. they escape, only to realise that captor was right - it's dangerous out there and they cannot make it on their own...or maybe it's just that there really is nothing for miles, noone to call and no way to return home. maybe it is cold, maybe they are injured, or hungry. whatever it is, they realise it just isn't worth it. maybe it's not even a conscious decision, a weighing up of the pros and cons...maybe they are just so tired, so cold, they start walking back without even thinking about it...because deep down, they know that captor will take care of them, know that captor can fix this...

Better yet, when they return to their captor's home like a kicked puppy, with a tear-stained face and a bloody leg, captor isn't even angry. they don't even bother with a punishment, for they can see their little captive has recieved punishment enough...they will never do that again. instead, the captor talks kindly to them and carries them back inside, into the warmth and comfort of their home. captor mends their injuries and offers a warm meal and a bath. perhaps they chastise captive a little bit, reinforce the idea that they are not capable of caring for themselves...that the world is too big and too dangerous for them, they need captor.

[grlstlker]

maybe i want to be talked to really softly. and manipulated a little

[hemipenal-system]

princess who doesn’t have any siblings so the king and queen have been ridiculously overprotective of her for her entire life

when the dragon finally kidnaps her they go on a continent road trip and see everything; she’s never gotten to see any of it because she’s been trapped in the castle her whole life

[hemipenal-system]

if a dragon gets big enough it gets very hard to stop her from kissing you because you just can’t hold her far enough away. you put your hands around her snout and shove her to arm’s length and she just opens her lips a bit and a six foot long forked tongue shoots out and worms between your lips anyway

[dizzydaughter]

I’m feeling very vulnerable right now, so I’m very easy to manipulate and take advantage of. I’m sure you wouldn’t use that information with any bad intentions though, right?

[bedbug-kisses]

Dark age/pet regression but with aliens that don't understand humans my beloved <33

Maybe in another universe where we're already seen as exotic pets, not necessarily legal to own, but very much sought out by the wealthy due to our intelligent and yet somehow still dumber than them nature

Being treated more like a doll, dressed up in frilly outfits and having your hair expertly styled daily.. it's extremely looked down upon to neglect or hurt your human in any capacity so you're practically worshipped

We're so loyal and sweet after all :[[ loving head scratches and cuddles, even if it takes us a while to get used to our odd looking owners, all humans come around eventually!

(Alternative idea, human that was first abducted for harsh expiramentation being rescued and fawned over.. but don't be silly, you can't go home! You're safe with them now, and they're so so sorry about what happened :[ they'll make it better with all the love in the galaxy just for you!)

[hemipenal-system]

roguelike video game but the gameplay tips on the loading screens are sapient and (judging from the content) a desperate himejoshi that really wants to see you kiss all the monsters instead of fighting them

[pangur-and-grim]

can I say something. it is really funny when you see people ripping random queer books to shreds, like dream daddy cancellation style, and then you dig a little deeper to see what unproblematic material meets their standards, and it's all Supernatural and Death Note

[pangur-and-grim]

[bloodiedbriars]

Obsessive Caretaker crossing into Whumper territory

“I'm doing this because I love you!”

“Don't let them get to your head. I got you.”

“What? Oh, yeah. I locked the door so no one could get in. Why did you even try to leave? Not safe out there, is it?”

“You have no idea what's best for you.”

“No, don't cry. I'm not doing this to be cruel. I'm trying to help you.”

“You're not eating enough. Open your mouth.”

“Come on. A bit of tough love never killed nobody. You're a resilient one, aren't you?”

“One day you'll thank me for making you care for yourself.”

“You're hurting yourself by resisting this! Can't you see that I'm doing this for your own good?”

“I don't care what you want. Your moods are not worth your health.”

“You look tired, you should lie down. No, don't argue. I said lie down.”

“Feels like every time you leave my sight, you get hurt. Should chain you up, hm?”

(AI-less Whumptober, Day 23: Obsession)

[hemipenal-system]

i think it’s very important when the dragon is scary as fuck but also very sweet with her rider and impeccably trained

[hemipenal-system]

the rider’s in a little store buying some stuff to cook a meal at their campsite later, and her dragon is protectively sitting tall outside and swiveling her head around imperiously to look at everyone. the town is pretty rural and they don’t get a lot of riders out here, so basically everyone is looking at her. no one is brave enough or stupid enough to approach her, though. she hissed warningly at the only one to even remotely try, so now everyone is keeping a safe berth

her rider comes out and sees everyone watching. she taps her dragon’s flank and goes “friendly!” and the beast’s body language instantly softens and she lowers herself to the ground as the rider beckons everyone over to meet her (incredibly excited) steed

[hemipenal-system]

you can prevent the dragon from eating you with quick time event petting mechanics

[hemipenal-system]

to be fair this would also work on me. if i was trying to eat some trespassing adventurer and they started rubbing my snout and called me pretty i would probably not eat them. they might get pinned under my big dragon weight bc i want affection but they would probably not get eaten

[ashstfu]

you’re in his dms, the thought of me haunts him to death

[hemipenal-system]

a dragon can be both a pet and a fashion accessory

[hemipenal-system]

wearing a chameleonic dragon around your neck like a boa is in right now. they make great accessories because they can change color to match any outfit and they’re really docile. if you go to a party, a bunch of rich women will let you feed and pet their dragons