Mario please leave my home
Hoohoo! No.

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Mario please leave my home
Hoohoo! No.
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
Love this show
A rich person wrote this article
🗣🗣 EAT THE RICH
reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights
*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*
there are 3 other parts of this and it adds up to almost 2 hours of dissecting whatever these cartoon rats sins are
never mind this rat is genuinely fucked up
Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.
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Let’s bring this back
Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods
A three year old named karen