Lick My Mangrove

23 | Ohio Love my boyfriend and our pets.

[lickmymangrove]

[snuh]

[betterthanakickintheface]

Smooosh

[hivs]

spirits of hell and heaven judging your soul in afterlife

[renxamamiya]

[renxamamiya]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

This majestic little lion monster actually made it onto a banister instead of doing his usual hard miss followed by sliding down the railing

[viola-and-chill]

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

[shamewave-deactivated20150424]

[fray]

gay

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[simplyghosting]

Me, 2008: *refuses to wear any fandom merch* *hides to watch cartoons* *doesn’t talk about anything related to animated shows* Y-yeah, I’m cool.

Me, 2018: So here’s my psychological analysis on Sasuke Uchiha that I’m doing for my college midterm.

[simplyghosting]

I want y’all to know I got 100% on this paper so live your dreams and punch cringe culture in it’s smarmy face.

[dicaeopolis]

what your foreign language study says about you

[starlit-enchanter]

spanish: you are trying to fulfill a requirement

french: you run a hipster blog and are far too defensive of the french language

latin: you value academia very highly but you value dick jokes more

ancient greek: like latin except you also hate yourself

old english: you care way too much about lord of the rings

russian: you are russian

italian: you are a naïve, romantic writer and you want to be a wine connoisseur (when you turn 21)

german: you are an intellectual overachiever who carries a heavy burden of existential angst

finnish: you just really like grammar for some reason

japanese: either you live entirely for challenges or you’re weaboo trash there isn’t much of an in-between

norwegian: you are ylvis trash

[versiris]

[lickmymangrove]

[lickmymangrove]

[mikekilluz]

shiny

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[artofthecatt]

One foot in the grave, one in the DVR.

[boosyboo9206]

A MOOD

[dyalani]

Me on the weekends.