comedy gold

my blog is on and off comedy and on and off aesthetic lmao

[kosmogrl]

[ex-riddlecats]

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[ex-riddlecats]

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[8nq-deactivated20161103]

[decayedgrave]

[radiation]

never gonna stop thinking about this

[deejay]

[pleasantgoose]

the app store has really stepped up its game

[pleasantgoose]

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

[welele]

[grlcurves]

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

[angelbabyspice]

what the fuck

[bunjywunjy]

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[pochowek]

you know what? im gonna say it. there is too much struggle related to making the bed. we shouldnt be going throuigh this. we shouldve figured out something better by now

[driflloon]

me realizing someone was hitting on me 3 years later

[licoricebowtie]

Planets, Houses and Physical Appearance

1st House: Head, forehead,

2nd House: Entire self/body, throat, neck

3rd House: Arms, hands, shoulders

4th House: Chest, breasts

5th House: Heart, back,

6th House: Stomach

7th House: Hips, butt

8th House: Genitals

9th House: Thighs

10th House: Knees, skeletal system (entire body, like 2nd)

11th House: Calves, ankles

12th House: Feet

The house that a planet is in will change its appearance in the way described below. If there are planets in the same house, they will harmonize and will still affect each planet the same, although if both are in Jupiter and Saturn they will cancel out. (Ex: Jupiter in 8th and Saturn in 8th)

Sun: Increases masculinity

Moon: Increases femininity

Mercury: Makes it more angular, thin or easily affected

Venus: Makes it more aesthetically pleasing

Mars: Makes it more muscular/defined or rough

Jupiter: Increases size

Saturn: Decreases size

Uranus: Makes it look unconventional or complete opposite of described

Neptune: Makes it look better than it really is

Pluto: Makes it more square or subtly defined/prominent

To find out more info on the planets in the houses go here: http://www.horoscopeswithin.com/planetsinhouses.php

[auen]

[f0r-you]

(f0r-you)

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[harukasei]

Zodiac Signs : What you may find attractive...

Aries:

Sarcasm, wit, busy bodies, cleverness, kindness, someone who needs a hero.

Taurus:

Thoughtfulness, intelligence, patience, sensitivity, someone who can take a realtionship slow.

Gemini:

Laughter, humor, intelligence, long conversations, playfulness, someone whose easygoing about relationships.

Cancer:

Romance, charm, compliments, giggles, emotions, someone who will be very attentive and always by your side.

Leo:

Intensity, openness, playfulness, romance, humor, friendliness, someone as playful as you.

Virgo:

Gentleness, curiosity, mystery, sweetness, dark eyes, someone who wants a very real realtionship, no games.

Libra:

Compliments, talkative people, flamboyance, humor, sweetness, someone who wants a very affectionate realtionship.

Scorpio:

Deep thoughts, wit, charm, classic style, intriguing conversations, someone who understands you, and knows you don’t give love to just anyone.

Sagittarius:

Independence, realism, intelligence, go getter attitude, someone who can keep up with you.

Capricorn:

Realism, romance, kindness, honesty, charisma, calmness, someone who understands your lifestyle and won’t try and change you.

Aquarius:

Originality, independence, off beat personality, creativity, someone who wants to go out with a bang in this world.

Pisces:

Romance, care, giggles, charm, thoughtful compliments, someone who is as romantic as you.

original post by @moonsmells

[patrickvaughnstumph-deactivated]

camisado // panic! at the disco