Im gonna start attackaing people with a rock | Pix | 24 | she/her | Mod of @mtohome, @mtoaultra, @ask-the-vixuls, @ask-ai-agent-3, and @ask-jean-the-enderdragon |
The above songs were in order of complexity, and thus, price! First being the simplist and cheapest, last being the most complex and expensive! Like what you hear? Good!
If you want to get a song, message me, and we can figure out an estimate price for it! I say estimate, because sometimes songs turn out to be more or less complicated.
COMMISSION ESTIMATES RANGE FROM $65-$100!
"HEY THAT'S A LOTTA MONEY!"
Yep! It is! Making music is HARD and I need money to live!
If you want a commission, but don't have that kinda money, we might be able to figure something out.
Explanations on the prices below!!
Lower price range!
This was the first song. Essentially, all I needed to do was make a few good main + backing tracks that's just a few measures long, add in a good drumbeat, and tinker. Yeah this is "Simple" but my simple is still very complicated.
A bit above medium price range!
This is the 3rd track in that mix. It's like the 1st track, with just needing to make a few good lines, except also not at all because there's themes and motifs that need to change, and change more consistently! There's tone and keychanges, as well as shifting paterns. Also a good example of unexpected delays because the instruments I were using bugged out on export.
MONEY MONEY price range!
Good LORD! The 4th song in that mix which has repeating parts, lots of changes in repetition, including shifting of the instruments themselves, as WELL as EDITING VOCALS TO MAKE IT FIT RIGHT THAT WAS REAL HARD. There's so much that went into this. This is why it's so money.
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
April 7, 2026 - "All you had to do was pay us enough to live, all you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live"
A worker in Ontario, California, USA, set his company’s warehouse on fire and has a message for the CEO:
“There goes your inventory. You know we may not get paid enough to fucking live, but these bitches (lighters) dirt cheap. All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live.”[article]/[video]
If your definition of order relies on mass surveillance, the dismantling of privacy, and usurping hundreds of years of established living conditions without permission - then chaos is awesome.
asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings
Hi this reminds me of the skyrim quest I always think about constantly.
It happens during the whole vampire questline. It's not related to vampires. I may misremember details so forgive me for that. But you have to go through old dwemer ruins and you meet the last living snow elf in Skyrim. You know, the snow elves. Who were enslaved by the dwemer and went blind and feral and still live in the ruins long after the dwemer are gone. The falmer is what they're called now. Here's the last one who's in their original form.
And oh hey, to get to where you need to go you have to take a path that's an old snow elf coming of age rite of passage. And he's going to take you through it and you're going to learn about this dead culture, this culture that was killed.
And now you've got what you came for and there's one way out. Now that you've learned what the falmer used to be, where they came from, what was lost because of the dwemer enslaving them, you have to go through a falmer village.
It's a narrow canyon lined with huts. There's no way to avoid it, in order to get through you have to kill them. They attack you because that's what they do to people invading their territory. You're invading their village. You have to kill them or they'll kill you. It's the only way out. You feel terrible.
If you stop to loot one of the huts on your way out you'll find a book full of unreadable text. Take it to the winterhold college and give it to the librarian and he'll tell you that it's a remarkable find because it's evidence that falmer have retained intelligence. They're not just mindless feral monsters. They have this book, they've kept this book even though they can't see. They have a culture. Maybe they still remember what happened to them. Maybe that's why they're so mad.
You just killed so many of them. You're going to have to kill many more.
