Im gonna start attackaing people with a rock | Pix | 24 | she/her | Mod of @mtohome, @mtoaultra, @ask-the-vixuls, @ask-ai-agent-3, and @ask-jean-the-enderdragon |
The above songs were in order of complexity, and thus, price! First being the simplist and cheapest, last being the most complex and expensive! Like what you hear? Good!
If you want to get a song, message me, and we can figure out an estimate price for it! I say estimate, because sometimes songs turn out to be more or less complicated.
COMMISSION ESTIMATES RANGE FROM $65-$100!
"HEY THAT'S A LOTTA MONEY!"
Yep! It is! Making music is HARD and I need money to live!
If you want a commission, but don't have that kinda money, we might be able to figure something out.
Explanations on the prices below!!
Lower price range!
This was the first song. Essentially, all I needed to do was make a few good main + backing tracks that's just a few measures long, add in a good drumbeat, and tinker. Yeah this is "Simple" but my simple is still very complicated.
A bit above medium price range!
This is the 3rd track in that mix. It's like the 1st track, with just needing to make a few good lines, except also not at all because there's themes and motifs that need to change, and change more consistently! There's tone and keychanges, as well as shifting paterns. Also a good example of unexpected delays because the instruments I were using bugged out on export.
MONEY MONEY price range!
Good LORD! The 4th song in that mix which has repeating parts, lots of changes in repetition, including shifting of the instruments themselves, as WELL as EDITING VOCALS TO MAKE IT FIT RIGHT THAT WAS REAL HARD. There's so much that went into this. This is why it's so money.
ay anybody wanna hire an authenticity reader (me) /hj
for real tho, been looking into it due to thinking a LOOOOT about glitchs misogyny + ableism + anti-transness + racism, plus its turning out that a standing job may not be possible and im trying to get on disability-- buuut essentially my only income is commissions that i barely have the drive to work on until then. and that sucks. so i looked into it and this is a job i can do and am passionate about. if absolutely goddamn nothing else, i am very familiar with a slew of mental and physical disabilities, and a lot of queer experiences
i know this isnt an easy thing? or something that i can just be perfect at overnight. BUT i genuinely would be happy to offer this, ESPECIALLYYYY while i learn the ropes.
THIS IS ALSO RELEVANT TO THINGS LIKE AO3 WORKS, BTW. i dont mean Just value commercial published art, i mean any art.
An interesting plot point in Xenoblade 3 is when it's revealed that Shulk's gf Fiora was turned into like the most powerful blade in existence, and how Pyra and Mythra were turned into the sheath for the blade, giving us the most implicit yuri action in the game
I check my email folder and it's mostly "hey come back to this service you cancelled three months ago we'll pay you " emails. I open my spam folder. It's mostly made up of class action lawsuit "this company fucked you over come get your money" emails
ay anybody wanna hire an authenticity reader (me) /hj
for real tho, been looking into it due to thinking a LOOOOT about glitchs misogyny + ableism + anti-transness + racism, plus its turning out that a standing job may not be possible and im trying to get on disability-- buuut essentially my only income is commissions that i barely have the drive to work on until then. and that sucks. so i looked into it and this is a job i can do and am passionate about. if absolutely goddamn nothing else, i am very familiar with a slew of mental and physical disabilities, and a lot of queer experiences
i know this isnt an easy thing? or something that i can just be perfect at overnight. BUT i genuinely would be happy to offer this, ESPECIALLYYYY while i learn the ropes.
THIS IS ALSO RELEVANT TO THINGS LIKE AO3 WORKS, BTW. i dont mean Just value commercial published art, i mean any art.
While Dr.Halsey's Spartan-II program led to creating supersoldiers that would go on to save humanity, it was initially made to put down a rebellion on human colonies. It was NOT to save humanity, it was to expend the UNSC's control.
all i’m saying is that if you told john that throwing it back jiggly bubble butt style was how to achieve the mission objective, he’d be tossing ass harder and thicker then everyone had ever done it. mountains would shake, frigates would fall from the sky, the banished would think 10 HAVOC nukes were just detonated on Zeta Halo. it’d be a massacre as this quirked up white boy bakes his cake sexy style goated with the sauce, we should be merciful that the UNSC has not called in the chief twerk as the final option
Posted some comic tests on my Patreon for this, here's a little thing I've been toying with today. I actually quite enjoy it, especially compared to some of my other comic tests, which is a little funny when considering other comic tests included TAR REFLECTIONS. Though colours, shown here are not final! There will be tweaks!
this said, if this becomes a comic for realsies, there WILL be gore and occasional (not intended to be erotic but i dont rlly care) sex. to be palatable would be to water it down
