Lyds full of venomous snails

He/They who put that wall there?

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As someone who grew up in a small college town with businesses always closing down I feel VERY called out by the new D20 intrepid heros campaign.

Except I'm not a vampire.

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They don't make the little shrimp in the ramen cup o' noodles like they used to anymore :(

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Big win for the trans community!

Waiter at Olive garden decidedly called me "hon" after calling the rest of the table sir or ma'am.

I then proceeded to eat four bowls of chicken gnocchi soup and tip 30%

[kewaizii]

Hucklerobby…

[itsalexmoriarty]

He’s thinking of Robby

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You know a hyperfixation is going to be big when you feel it hit you like a wizard cursed you.

And instead of a plague or being turned into a frog you can't stop thinking about a medical drama.

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I always know life's not going well for me when I get really into superbat again

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This post was very poorly timed with the release of the superman movie. It's still not going good and now I have lots more material, and David Corenswet's not helping

[stealingpotatoes]

"it's america day" no it's haymitch's birthday thank you very much

(tip jar! // comms status)

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I always know life's not going well for me when I get really into superbat again

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This is probably overused but I still don't think it's talked about enough that at its core the Muppets are for the queers. More specifically genderqueer/trans people I mean come on

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I love when it rains, but it also makes me a bit sad because I am forced with the sad thought of how many worms die. They just wanted moisture!

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I like when stairs are a little bit dangerous because it makes me feel like I'm on the early 2000s hit show Wipeout.

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Who is Buffalo Bill and why isn't any stopping him from jizzing on chicken wings

[creek-nymph]

Matilda By Roald Dahl Illustrated by Quentin Blake

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Me at six trying to be an educated adult and reading my grandparents newspapers.

[foodcravings]

(via Instagram)

[eyeofmiink]

🤤

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I'd sell my soul to Jeff Bezos for these

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I think the cashier at McDonald's said she loved me? Are we married now?

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GUESS WHO HAS SHINGLES!

Me I took them from your roof