boldly going forward ...still can't find reverse

I'm a good kid.

[clownsoflove]

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

[clownsoflove]

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

[clownsoflove]

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

[2000ish]

♪ mmm whatcha say ♪

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

[just-for-grins]

[girllenin]

the dwayne "the dwayne" dwayne

[dysfunctionalbubble]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Waiter… there’s a hare in my pancakes.” (via thund3rbolt)

[ultrafacts]

In a bid to engage communities outside the park fence,a reserve hired 26 local jobless female high-school graduates, and put them through an intensive tracking and combat training programme. Kitted out in second-hand European military uniforms, paid for by donations, the women were deployed throughout a 40,000 hectare reserve.

The numbers suggest the approach works. In the last 10 months the reserve has not lost a rhino, while a neighbouring reserve lost 23. Snare poaching has dropped 90%. [x]

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[pkshitstorm]

YEEEEESSSSSSSS

[youreekofhavoc-deactivated20240]

This is amazing

[ultrafacts]

[biopowerviolence]

“why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

[laundryandtaxes]

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

[unregardless]

How come in movies with apocalyptic situations there’s always graffiti everywhere like “god save us” and “this is the end” like who the fuck has time for that put your can of spray paint away jimmy and get in the fucking van we’re trying to evacuate

[majortvjunkie]

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

[majortvjunkie]

[lieutenant-sassmaster-riley]

All the straws are mine because its my birthday

[lieutenant-sassmaster-riley]

Best gifts ever from my idiot boyfriend, I love you, you Rosie O'Donnell gorilla!!!!!!! #robinwilliams #painting #birthday #socks #converse #neff #sherlock #empororsnewgroove

[lieutenant-sassmaster-riley]

-Hey Shauna, how's it feel to be 22!? #me #feeling22 #birthdayyyyyyy

[fredredrika]

[ijustlikevideogames-deactivated]

why is this so funny

[intergalacticauthor]

It hasnt even loaded yet and im already cyring from laughing so hard