Lucy Chen's bio dad

An unbiased account of events and Socratic musings from my desk at Mid Wilshire Station on North Hope Street.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Wishing Seth RIDley a big FUCK YOU. I told you to get out of my city 🤬

[extratforextratalent]

Kidnapper: I have your kid Grey: Which one I have so many Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one Grey: That doesn’t narrow it down Kidnapper: Well she's singing? Grey: Oh my God, you have Lucy

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Tim, Nyla, Angela, Lucy, Celina, Dominique, Miles, sometimes-Wesley. They’re all my loud annoying kids.

[renegadesstuff]

This is actually the same scene 🥹🫠

[lieutenantwadegrey]

The circle of life has come full circle.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

My daughter has access to my work phone, my personal phone, and my weapons. You and your small doses better watch out, Bradford.

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Jackson and Lucy’s night out the week after her breakup with Tim

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Tim breaking up with my daughter was so traumatic that she temporarily visited Jackson in the afterlife and wore a t-shirt of me for protection. Armenian Travis Kelce was her tour guide.

[westwingwolf]

Grey's thoughts in the background while Tim and Lucy only focus on each other.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

I do not approve of someone being in my thoughts.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Me next week when he comes running into my station to look for Chastity: Sit down, German.

[northhopest]

Don't worry, future Chenford daughter, your parents are getting back together 🤗

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Despite this girl being the perfect embodiment of Tim and Lucy ... CHEN! He's still your superior officer until next week for gods sake!

All this disrespecting my chain of command is gonna give me a real heart attack.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

The best part of the ep was Seth getting his leg blown off. I said what I said.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Few people in my station can get away with pointing a finger at and arguing with me.

My daughter is one of them.

[stargirl7856]

Lola Tung from TSITP is chenford’s daughter. this came to me & i got it from @northhopest

[northhopest]

I've been thinking this for years and finally shared it on social media yesterday. She is literally their daughter. She checks all the boxes.

It's Lucy, Tim, and the daughter they had picked baby names for.

They're perfect. My perfect little Chenford family.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

He is still in your chain of command, Lucy Chen!

Also, I'm not old enough to be a grandpa. She's a grown ass woman. I'm not babysitting her.

[lalawitheca]

More fun Chenford bodycam footage for Grey to lose sleep over. He’ll be counting down to the sergeant’s exam faster than Tim and Lucy.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

They're lucky I'm bald already.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Many people have asked me if I reviewed the Westview body cams.

Again, I say: he's your superior officer for god's sake!

[lucihens]

please lord don't let anything ever happen to wade grey like, ever

[lieutenantwadegrey]

[lieutenantwadegrey]

She's a grown ass woman. I'm not babysitting her.

But Miles did.

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Why are we re-living my daughter's broken heart again?

[lieutenantwadegrey]

Who's John Nolan and why does he have a billboard? Lucy Chen might as well have constructed her own city-wide billboard after that shitty April Fools prank on my station.